" Folks , this is what my in - jurisprudence send for the vacation . My husband and I are both shocked twelvemonth after yr . We both are really threadbare of getting somehow BASIC gifts . We are really not looking forward to anything they direct anymore . "

1.This person who tried to find a babysitter while paying pennies:

Like, are you aware we’re no longer living in the 1940s?!

2.This person who gave a Hawaiian beach a bad review because it wasn’t a good place for happy Christian families:

3.This person who asked for donations for cannabis and light self-care:

4.This person who asked a Buy Nothing group for designer-only handbags and shoes:

5.This couple who wanted donations to attend Jesus school:

If the Lord is providing rent and groceries, sign me up!

6.This person who wanted a cheaper price from a UK seller as an apology for the Revolutionary War:

7.This person who was upset that the store where they bought a mattress wouldn’t help them move:

8.This person who got pissed because a store wouldn’t keep giving him a discount as the son-in-law of a military veteran:

9.This person who was angry that free, convenient ketchup was the wrong brand:

10.This person who wanted to borrow a shirt and cut it up — but don’t worry, they’ll give it back:

Huh?!

11.This person who wanted a free wedding song because musicians shouldn’t be able to pay their bills:

12.This person who complained about a church because it gave them a free Thanksgiving turkey without a pie:

13.This person who complained that the gifts from their in-laws were too “basic”:

14.This person who assumed there must be a language barrier because the owner didn’t give them free spa treatments:

15.And finally, this person who wanted FREE stuff delivered to their house:

The perfect response, LOL!

A parent requests a babysitter for $125 a week, then says the hours required would be 5 am to 6 pm every day, which comes out to 52 cents an hour

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The review complains that there were too many people on the beach and that people wouldn't get out of the way so the reviewer could take wedding pictures

The post requests crowdfunding $500 from people for the month so they can afford to buy cannabis, get their nails done, and add new Ty Beanies to their collection

Someone says they're starting a new job, so requests that they be gifted a Gucci or Fendi handbag, Jimmy Choo or Louboutin shoes, and a Yeti or Hydro Flask water bottle

The post says they are pregnant but both soon-to-be parents are students at Jesus School, so can't afford rent and baby support, so they request $3,500 from their friends

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Someone from the US  insists that a person from the UK ship them an item for a lower price because UK citizens should be held responsible for their ancestors' actions during the Revolutionary War because another Einstein could have been born

The review says "they sold us a nice bed, but two years later when we were moving, they refused to help us move the bed. All they do is sell beds, don't expect anything else"

The review is basically a long rant about how the store is disrespectful and "couldn't care less about the families of those who served this country with honor"

Someone recounting a story about how their neighbor asked for ketchup, then complained that it was Hunt's brand instead of Heinz

Someone asks to borrow a tank top, the owner says it doesn't stretch so won't fit, the requester says they'll cut it on the back and sides and give it back when they're done

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Someone asks a musician for a song for their wedding, is surprised when they'd have to pay, and says "the world doesn't owe you a living"

A review says they waited in line for free Thanksgiving turkey, but didn't get a pie, bread, or salad, so they say "you ruined our Thanksgiving"

The post says they want to stop exchanging gifts; the photo of what they got shows several pairs of good socks, some dreidels, and a scrubber for their grill

A long review says they have brought friends to the spa so expected to get a free massage; when they asked for one, they were not given it, so assumed there was a language barrier

Someone cleaning up their yard offers rocks and bricks for free to people who pick them up; a responder asks them to pay them and deliver the rocks to their house, and the poster says "how about I deliver them through your windows?"

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