" My girl just asked why we say ' hang up ' the telephone set and now I feel 90 . "
Cracks back. As a millennial inching further up in age, I’ve had more than one time when my Gen Z sister made me feel old. She doesn’t remember picking movies out from Blockbuster, she’s fascinated by vinyl, and she just called yesterday to ask what a 401(k) is. Am I officially an elder? Help.
And I’m not alone. Millennials across the internet are being hit with day-to-day moments that make them remember how fast time can move. So here are some of my favorite laugh-so-you-don’t-cry jokes from those of us who are gettin' up there:
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I am in Target . I am trying to buy a photo album . I asked where they might be . Worker did not know what a exposure record album was . I read it was a place to keep picture . He sent me to the tech gangway . He assumed I wanted memory to lay in more pictures on my phone . I am 1 billion class sure-enough
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My daughter just asked why we say " hang up " the headphone and now I feel 90 .
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In the " I ’m getting honest-to-goodness " section .. , a kid saw this and said , " oh , you 3D - printed the ' Save ' Icon . “pic.twitter.com / rwgCpSjfDQ
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Hello . All of the actors from protagonist are now old than the youngest Golden Girl was in that show ’s first season . Have a squeamish twenty-four hours .
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Ya’ll , visited my mom today . My niece need what this was . I now experience old. 😦 pic.twitter.com / BYjcyAqjBu
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I ’m this old ….. 🤦 🏾 ♂ ️ 🤦 🏾 ♂ ️ if you know , then you knowpic.twitter.com/p0qOlDQkl3
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nestling today : witness out schoolhouse is cancelled via textMe : Had to wake up at 5 a.m. and watch the bottom of the tv screen like the NFL draught
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My Logos just asked me what this is , he ’s 11 years old …. have multiplication changed THAT much?!#OldMan#KidsTheseDayspic.twitter.com / lJSa1Uan5s
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We memorized sound numbers . We memorized aim direction . No one knew what we look like . No one could reach us . We were gods .
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" I ’m nothing like my parents " I say to myself as I ingurgitate fictile bag inside other charge plate bags
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me : when I was your years a paper clip named Clippy would help me indite letters to my friendskid : sure grandfather let ’s get u to layer
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I regret to inform you that my brain will think it ’s the class 2000 until the day I die . When is 30 years ago ? 1970 . How long ago were the ' 90s ? 10 twelvemonth ago . thank you for your understanding in this affair .
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If you want to know why Gen X’ers are always mad it ’s because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that was then replace with a cd collection that was then supervene upon with MP3 ’s and damn it how many meter must I give to listen to grunge
