Yes , Brad from Moreno Valley , you ’re sooo quirky for liking Ananas comosus on pizza .
I think we can all agree that dating apps are like the wild, wild west, and if you’ve never had to deal with the chaos and absolute stupidity that usually ensues from using a dating app, I resent you because you’reso lucky.
Nah I ’m deleting bumble this is too muchpic.twitter.com/PFOKYnJvEs
Of course, I would love to meet someone ~naturally~, but there isn’t much opportunity when my two main destinations are “work” and “home.” Like, it’s gotten to a point where I should just pull up to a Dick’s Sporting Goods and look lost so that a man potentially talks to me.
Even if it ’s a staged meet - precious , it ’s still a meet - cunning … right ? ( Also , I extremely doubt the love of my life is in my hometown . Or a Dick ’s Sporting Goods . )
Which brings me back to these two little fiends: Bumble and Hinge (I’m never going back on Tinder for reasons I won’t disclose). It was so much easier using dating apps back in college, but now that I’m in my mid-20s, there are just a number of reasons why even getting a date can be difficult.
go steady apps do nt work for me because i need at least two year of friendly relationship charged with uncanny sexual tension to even consider falling in erotic love
IDK, maybe I’m part of the problem, but as someone who’s spent a lot of time on dating apps, here are my 9 dating app red flags and 8 green flags:
sorry i ghosted you i matt-up a genuine connective and i got frightened
1.RED FLAG: Guns.
2.GREEN FLAG: When someone’s upfront about what kind of relationship they’re looking for.
3.RED FLAG: When their whole personality is the gym.
4.GREEN FLAG: Having a pet.
5.RED FLAG: Having no bio whatsoever.
6.GREEN FLAG: Knowing how to cook.
7.RED FLAG: Saying they have “dark humor.”
i say this with ( no ) love , but Bumble bumblers , " dreary humor " " inappropriate thoughts " and " i speak in satire " is not the individualizing trait you recollect it is
8.GREEN FLAG: Originality.
9.RED FLAG: Asking for Snapchat.
10.GREEN FLAG: Having a good variety of pictures.
11.RED FLAG: Whatever the hell this is.
12.GREEN FLAG: Getting to know each other over text before hanging out in person.
13.RED FLAG: Fish pics.
Replace tinder Pisces pics with you displaying the largest calabash you grew in your garden
14.GREEN FLAG: Being a foodie.
15.RED FLAG: Disney adults.
16.GREEN FLAG: Having siblings.
if he has sisters , he is a walking green flagstone
And finally:
17.RED FLAG: Dairy milk drinkers.
