Take 10 deep breaths before you understand this berth .
1.“The person who hacked my credit card emailed me asking why I canceled his flight.”
2.“I was recommended this acupuncturist who’s suppose to be great, but after a very uncomfortable drive home, I pulled out a full needle from my ass cheek.”
3.“There’s no 15 or 20% option. A bit presumptuous, are we?”
4.“Guess how old my son is.”
5.“I asked for eight inches off.”
6.“My school is repeatedly playing ‘Baby Shark’ in between classes until enough people sign up for a charity walk.”
7.“Airbnb with a ‘motion detector’ Ring camera above a full-length mirror. It’s a $500 charge for tampering with or unplugging it. Good thing I have Post-it Notes.”
8.“My wife says this is so messy that she ‘can’t breathe.’ Do you agree?”
9.“My parents' neighbor complained their porch light was too bright. The neighbor lives 400 feet away and my parents even tried adjusting the direction, but this morning they came out to this…”
10.“What my school gave its teachers for Teacher Appreciation Week:”
11.“There’s always that one person.”
12.“How my girlfriend has her car every time she visits.”
13.“My Uber Eats order. I’m a vegetarian.”
14.“When you spend 15 hours writing a 12-page case analysis and your professor accuses you of turning in an AI-generated report.”
15.“I absolutely hate it when people do this.”
16.“My sister took my phone to send herself $55 from my Cash App. Cash App support won’t do anything about it.”
17.And finally, “This sign that was posted at my friend’s job.”
H / T : r / mildlyinfuriating
