" You were a great waitress . I just do n’t have enough money in my account correctly now to tip . pitiful ! "
1.This person who clearly has some insecurities about their relationship:
2.This person who really rounded up with a WHOLE 40-cent tip:
3.This person who apparently thinks a heart and a little love note will help pay the server’s bills:
4.This person who didn’t even bother with the note and just wrote a damn heart:
5.This person who tried to make their server feel bad for THEM for not leaving a tip:
6.This person who coughed up two whole pennies as their tip:
7.This person who coughed up no pennies and left this very mature note:
8.This person who could’ve easily just stayed home:
9.This person who didn’t have enough money in their account to tip, but weirdly still had enough to go out to eat:
10.This person who probably RUINED their server’s night:
11.This person who decided to spew their political agenda (and misspelled “democrats”):
12.This hilarious jokester who left a “million dollar” tip:
13.This person who left a single, ripped up dollar that I’m convinced is unusable:
14.This person who merely left a pile of coins for their server to pick up and count:
15.This person who managed to leave a crappy tip AND be condescending at the same time:
16.This person who left a fake $15 as an “early Christmas gift” for their server:
17.And finally, this group of winners who tipped nothing — NOTHING — on an $800 tab:
H/T:r/serverlifeandr/mildlyinfuriating
