I would have paid way more tending in school if we were learning about Jwoww vs. Sammi Sweetheart .
I loooove when the internet takes something meant to be serious and totally flips it to appeal to our own niche humor. When I saw a tweet from@tamsully12challenging us to name a famous historic battle, it was clear they meant historic as in, like, from a history book:
Bosworth
Somepeople understood the assignment and gave super scholarly and history teacher–approved answers:
Battle of BadrBattle of uhudBattle of khandaqBattle of hunaynBattle of yarmoukBattle of HastingsBattle of Waterloohttps://t.co/F2vHbtR74B
But others (aka those of us who are chronically online) heard “historic” and thought to themselves, “Oh, historic? So, you mean iconic?” And responded with battles likethisone:
expect your tiddler if they can cite this to figure out if they ask to see a psych wardpic.twitter.com/u9BXovoVwThttps://t.co/VHaKjuWcCj
1.The thread was quickly taken over by the girls, gays, and theys paying their respects to the most memorable battles in pop culture history:
easyhttps://t.co/mEv8pgLsPipic.twitter.com/szISP6034J
2.There was Maddy vs. Cassie:
Pretty girls were Team Maddyhttps://t.co/MnK6ZGBO1Tpic.twitter.com/v5RcqYv2Ig
3.Some wars were fought through the art of dance:
this is the higher-ranking one : pic.twitter.com / X9Hj2Gfirbhttps://t.co/7klZe69uw1
4.When Charlie gathered Dennis UP on the dance floor with this one:
dancing struggle of the 100 . dennis reynolds find dead on the dance floorhttps://t.co/J3pObuwQn8pic.twitter.com/Lu4DT2AA0Y
5.There was the time we all got served:
The field was rockingggg do you hear meee 😂 https://t.co / SUmQ298KRcpic.twitter.com / iZ1UOL9gwy
6.Perhaps battles were fought through song:
the earth stopped.pic.twitter.com/6FAfKgDWJkhttps://t.co/6J4AM2lwWc
7.Like Trish vs. one of her many bosses onAustin & Ally:
has n’t been topped yethttps://t.co/Z8Gwu7eCSIpic.twitter.com/u4Tb1fPnaW
8.Or Victoria Justice vs. the mean girls onVictorious:
history was madepic.twitter.com/X8uEJHmfNKhttps://t.co/OFYMs3JyBD
9.In some cases, we witness songanddance — like this unforgettable lip sync battle between Alyssa Edwards and Tatianna:
People diedpic.twitter.com/4Dz4geYpsOhttps://t.co/0KiMT7jRGN
10.Or a battle between our fave vampires who take baseball VERY seriously for some reason:
this infamous battlepic.twitter.com/jq5iimQzY1https://t.co/eumXCPcxbS
11.Some people get totally demolished with words alone:
does this count??pic.twitter.com / iRpW2cOPD8https://t.co / kHNnn7fOux
12.“THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!”
bind ON storage area ON HOLD ON!!https://t.co/1F5kYh0NSKpic.twitter.com / iAPz9ct4db
13.We have drag queens dragging drag queens:
there was a shift in the universehttps://t.co/sm9f0QB485pic.twitter.com/0uSR7rVib1
14.Then we had some classics like Harry vs. an audience member:
the way he made him do forward so he could throw water on him 😭 😭 https://t.co/AEdsLMb6gCpic.twitter.com/tMNxeZgIWY
15.And who could forget this stare battle that created one of the most used reaction GIFS in history:
The Battle Of The STARE 😭 https://t.co/OB6xrmyQIWpic.twitter.com/ZY4GDEZVQ2
16.Yes, there were stillsomebattles from pop culture that fit the description of an actual fight with like, men and weapons:
The Battle of The Bastardspic.twitter.com/OLzA00Y6dG
17.But for the most part on this thread, we were battling for our lives in Babylon:
babylon by lady gagapic.twitter.com/DeAtBdxlaJhttps://t.co/BOPI4dMpvs
