There ’s nothing more satisfying .

1.The best comebacks are the ones that destroy weird misogynists:

2.Ben walked right into this one:

3.Clever:

4.Speaking of mirrors:

5.You insult babies, you get insulted, that’s the rule:

6.Gottem:

7.There’s a difference:

8.That delicious moment when someone asks for the manager and you can be like, I AM THE MANAGER:

9.Honestly, 10/10 comeback:

10.I can see it:

11.Normally, I don’t condone mocking someone’s name, but in this case, I’ll make an exception:

I can hear it, tbh.

12.You can use this one in a lot of situations, so file it away for future use:

13.Y’know, school:

14.We’ve all had this class:

15.Sometimes, you read something on Tumblr and you’re like, damn:

16.Ya basic:

17.The patience on this one, waiting literally five years:

18.And finally, an intentional self-own for the ages:

H/T tor/CleverComebacks

"Idk man I found your wife on tinder"

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"It costs $30 million to make a mirror?"

"On reflection that's 01"

"With this reasoning, your mom must've pushed you around in a wheelbarrow"

"Granted. You now have the ability to close your eyes."

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"I am my own boss, you wet wipe"

"Give them a quest to go fuck themselves"

"The puddle at the gas station"

"Rayleighynn"

Scooby-Doo laughing

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"working my ass off at school so i can be a boss ass hoe and hire you as my chef since you're so good at cooking"

"If I had one hour to live, I'd spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity."

"OP this is such a raw line what the fuck"

"You're a 10 but it's on the pH scale"

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"Lol good one."