" That ’s not a raspberry , it ’s a duck’s egg . " Ummmmmm …
1.This is so American.
2.Honestly, this is pretty American, too.
3.Now, I’m not a doctor, but even I can tell you that this isn’t a thing.
4.Oh! Well, if you typed it in…
5.Fun fact: 12 p.m. and midnight are in fact not the same thing.
6.“Madam.”
7.Ducks aren’t birds,birds aren’t real, therefore ducks are real.
8.And yet, here you are, using the word that isn’t a word.
9.TIL that I do not have a pelvis. Bummer.
10.Well, this certainly would’ve solved a whole lot of issues.
11.Regrow testicles through raw meat diet, more at 11.
12.There’s just…so much wrong here.
13.Honestly, I WISH this was true.
14.Yeah, it’s like unicorns, or the Jabberwock, or this guy’s sex life.
15.As Missy Elliott once said, “flip it and reverse it” (pretty sure she was talking about this).
16.My god, they’ve figure it out!
17.I dunno, there were a lot of technical-sounding words here, this one might check out.
18.And finally, the best way to be financially successful is to be good at very basic math.
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