" All shop class employees must time in and clock out for your 30 - minute dejeuner break . bankruptcy to do so will result in 45 minutes deducted from your metre card . "

1.This notice telling employees they have to work on Christmas Eve no matter what:

2.This sign telling employees there is a time limit on their BOWEL MOVEMENTS:

3.This daily affirmation that I can’t believe someone thought was appropriate:

4.This job listing with a strict requirement:

5.This note telling employees they’re forbidden from discussing their compensation with each other:

6.This “motivational” Post-It:

7.This policy that told employees they had to clock in and out for lunch:

8.This job listing that someone actually typed up and thought sounded appealing:

9.This notice telling employees they could not have access to their personal belongings:

10.This sign telling staff that the cost of broken items will be deducted from their paychecks:

11.This sign on the bathroom telling employees that they’re being timed AND they can’t use their phones:

12.This sign telling employees they will no longer be provided water:

13.This notice telling employees they could get terminated for using their cell phones:

14.This sign a boss put up that is very telling of the kind of work environment they create:

15.This company policy telling people they can literally never take time off:

16.This new policy that punishes workers for calling out on weekends:

17.This sign telling employees that things like “being late for work” are signs of drug abuse:

18.And lastly, this sign encouraging employees to do work outside of their job description:

A notice letting people know they have to work on Christmas Eve

"When the lights go out, you have exceeded the average time needed."

"Your triggers are your responsibility"

"We do not hire liberals"

"Conversing about wages (both on duty and off duty) is strictly forbidden."

"You can not have a filet mignon lifestyle with a hot dog work ethic."

"Failure to do so will result in 45 minutes deducted from your time card."

"Do not take this paper!!"

"No personal items allowed in the building til further notice!!"

"All breakages/damages to any stock or property will have to be paid for by the member of staff responsible."

"No cell phone allowed"

"We are no longer able to provide water for the team"

"Cell phone usage"

List of warnings

"Employess must dry their tears beofre returning to work."

A list of days people can't take off work

"If you call out on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday it is an automatic suspension for a week."

"Identifying drug abuse in the workplace"

"Never say 'That's not my job.'"