" I always have two partners . Well , of row , they do n’t know about each other . "

1.This person who was closed off from the start:

2.This person who left out important information in their profile:

3.This person who couldn’t stand small talk:

4.This person who couldn’t hold a basic conversation:

5.This person who was unethically non-monogamous:

6.This person who didn’t want to talk about the very minimimal information they shared on their profile:

7.This person who unmatched someone because he was 25 and “still” in college:

8.This person who got pissed at someone asking questions about their life:

9.This person who stood someone up:

10.This person who was only on Tinder for revenge:

11.This person who spoke in riddles:

12.This person who seriously found having an Android phone to be a dealbreaker:

13.This person who wouldn’t open up at all:

14.This person who gave their Tinder match directions on how to speak to them:

15.This person who was turned off very, very easily:

16.This person who matched with someone just to give them feedback on their profile:

17.This person whose profile was misleading:

18.And this person who was catfishing:

Someone opens a conversation by saying they're difficulty to connect with personality wise and asks what makes their match better than other candidates

A woman compliments a man and asks for shirtless pictures, the man asks if she has Snapchat, and she says to text because her fiancé shares her Snapchat

Someone says "tell me a little about yourself," and the other person responds "stuff like that is why I don't do dating apps, you want the most personal details already"

Someone asks "is psychology fun? I'm an accounting major and it's about as boring as you'd think," and the other person responds "that's a boring way to start a conversation"

Someone asks for clarity on their match saying they're polyamorous, and the person responds that they always have two partners but they don't know about each other

A match refuses to talk about their small business, then criticizes their match for not coming up with better questions

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Two matches were making plans to meet up, one mentioned they're in college, and the other person backed off and said "25 and still in college? Interesting"

Someone asks if their match has roommates, and they respond "are you trying to pay my bills? Because if not I don't see why who I do or don't live with concerns you, fucking loser"

Someone asks "did you change your mind about breakfast," and their match responds "oh hey, yeah, I took a road trip"

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The main bio of a woman says "my boyfriend pissed me off and I'm immature, so here I am. Can someone give me the attention he's not?"

A person asks what their match likes to do on dates and gives some examples, the match says "none of those, real dates" and when asked what they consider a real date, they respond "If I have to tell, it isn't worth it"

Someone admits they have an Android phone, and their match says "ewww, wow you know what? Blocked, unfriended, rejected"

Someone starts a conversation with a person named Lo "may I ask what Lo is short for?" and they respond, "No you may not, is that pertinent at all?"

Someone asks two questions, their match says that's too many questions, the original texter says just answer one at a time, and the match says "I'm not doing all the work by myself, you have to chip in too"

Someone asks if their match is excited for their date, they respond yes, the original texter says "prove it then" with a winking face, and the match says they have nothing to prove and calls off their date

Someone opens the conversation by saying their match looks very handsome in their first picture but their other pictures are very odd

A man named Travis has an about me that simply says "taking dog mom applications"

A woman opens conversation with Travis by saying "I raised a quarantine puppy so I come with dog mom qualifications," and he responds "I don't give a fuck"