gravelly — and I ca n’t emphasise this enough — stuff .
If you just had a tough, no-good, absolutely crummy week, just remember…
1.The person whose pen went absolutely nuclear in their pants:
2.The person whose toothbrush must now be laid to rest:
3.The person who experienced a level 5 pizza-lanche:
4.The person whose roofer was kind enough to say hello:
5.The person who had to sit behind this rootin'-tootin', seat-blockin' cowboy at the hockey game:
6.The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:
7.The person who got a little extra protein with their burger:
8.The person whose dryer was violently attacked:
9.The person who found Grandpa’s mustache crawling around their pillow:
10.The person who must be on a hidden camera show:
11.The person whose neighbor absolutely eviscerated their garbage can:
12.The person who had to escalate things to a whole new level at the laundromat:
13.The person who will be walking everywhere for the foreseeable future:
14.The person whose salad must never be opened:
15.The person with perhaps the wrinkliest hands in existence:
16.The person whose pot looks like something you’d find at Akhetaten’s city of Amarna:
17.The person who created a new life form while trying to make some eggs:
18.And Curt:
