" brits love saying ‘ oh here do trouble ! ’ and it ’s just a mediate aged woman in a polka dotted top "

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https://t.co/HyCM0QuhUzpic.twitter.com/GleChpcwi8

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My age match are now post whatsapp stories . Yeah they ’re all auntied and uncled off .

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The intern at ITV2 just fell to their kneeshttps://t.co/awm9m1vp8S

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Just nipping into the Esso service department for a gracious tall glass of Coke with a slice of lemonpic.twitter.com/Z9z2IpfSPz

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Wow so no bank holiday tomorrow fr ? 🥲

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at this tip watching love island has become like panel responsibility for me , i ’m not really enjoying it but i have to be involvedhttps://t.co/iQhpNmRdxP

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https://t.co/vjERmafCiepic.twitter.com/SII5cPVV6Y

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My sister transport me this photo of a menu she go through on holiday and I ’m crying.pic.twitter.com/piPtJSFtIY

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Louis Walsh never say “ You bet like a pop hotshot , you go like a pop genius . You are a pop asterisk ! ” And I ’ll give-up the ghost on this Benny Hill . supply me with video evidence of him saying it I beg you .

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witness and journalist eagerly tuning into This Morning for the up-to-the-minute on Phil and HollyThis Morning : pic.twitter.com / wvnWrRHSVz

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I said kick WHERE??pic.twitter.com / FgoEUH4PeZ

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brits have it away saying ‘ oh here comes hassle ! ’ and it ’s just a midway aged woman in a polka constellate top

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not visualise a single “ touch like floyd in this may weather ☀ ️ ” tweet , we ’re in the trenches fam.https://t.co/eXKWzoJqCo

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The fire section are taste to show they ’re supportive but I ’m fully break at the implication that we will just just all burnpic.twitter.com/ufKq0m67BO

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NO NOTES HEREhttps://t.co/oKeB2syVvvpic.twitter.com/D13dC3I9L3

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I have it away a while back we ’d slag Americans for being too sensitive around the word puss but I finger like they ’ve overcorrected .

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I ca n’t believe I ’m about to put on my heat in May … you see what happens when Camilla becomes queen , the tone of Diana is punishing the country

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Over the last 8 yr of living in South London , there has been at least one transcript of Hellraiser on VHS on top of the omnibus stoppage at East Street . The most I have ever seen up there is three . No idea how they get there , no idea who regulates it . But it has always been one of my…pic.twitter.com/cPg5iEt1lw

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me coming for your family 😈 # Eurovisionpic.twitter.com/6cpFeXLHLz