All you goody two shoe dream of going off to that promised land in the sky can just skip this one , m’kay ?

OK, I’ve got good news/bad news. The good news is the photos here are pretty,prettyfunny. The bad news is I’m 97% sure you’re going to go to hell if you laugh at them.

I’m telling you this up front to give you a chance to save yourself and click out of the post! You’re not damned yet! But if you do stay — for the sake of your immortal soul — do NOT laugh at:

1.This “Daddy Long Legs” sticker a little boy put on his dad’s brace after his dad lost his foot in a motorcycle accident:

2.Prince Charles, who went out with his jacket buttoned like this the first day without his mom:

3.And this person who thought they’d found the perfect apartment to rent…until they saw this across the hall:

4.This guy who didn’t think through his new trucking company’s name before ordering a truckload of merch:

5.This dude who went to a new barber and came home with a gigantic 1/2” stripe cut into his head:

6.And the people who ordered a cake with these instructions…and got THIS cake in return:

7.This unfortunate misunderstanding:

8.This Australian who hates children and Halloween:

9.This email a teacher had to send home:

10.This gift a teacher received from a young student still learning English:

11.And this note a son left for his parents, clarifying his sock was hard because of dried-up rain water “and NOT a cum sock”:

12.This well-intentioned greeting card that only a bad person would laugh at:

13.This meme of Sean Penn:

14.This surprise left in the crawlspace by the old tenant to scare the hell out of the new tenant:

15.And this person who thought they’d found a great deal online for a refrigerator that would perfectly fit this space, then had this show up:

16.This “house for sale” sign somebody actually had specially made:

17.And everything going on here with this angry driver:

18.This tiny, wooden F-word hidden on this elevator:

19.And lastly, these poles on a bus (if you see it, you see it):

H/T:r/funny

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Charles' suit jacket has the top button from one side connected to the bottom hole on the other side, making his jacket look weird and lopsided while at a funeral

The welcome mat reads "cum inside" with cum spelled c-u-m

The hat reads "triple K trucking"

The place where this man parts his hair is missing a massive, clearly visible strip that has been cut out

The request asks for no writing or design on the cake, just red icing along the sides, with a picture drawn for reference; a direct copy of that picture is drawn on the center of the cake

A local news report shows a man's headshot with a headline that reads "man says his threat to blow up a bathroom had nothing to do with a bomb"

A note taped to a front door reads "this is Australia not America, fuck off with your Halloween shit you little cunts"

A teacher's email to a parent says the parent's child was given detention for giving himself the name "mass debater"

The tin holding the candle reads "when this candle is lit, give me that dick"

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The card says "a girlfriend is a sister you choose"

A particularly unflattering photo of Sean Pean with a caption that says he looks like all three stooges put together

When you open the door to the crawlspace, a mannequin head wearing a wig is staring at you

There is a built-in spot in the kitchen for a fridge, and the one they ordered is tiny and fills half of the space

The sign reads "house for sale by owner, because my neighbor's a douchebag"

A truck is missing its back license plate, but there's a taped sign in its place

Someone carved the word fuck out of wood and then stuck it between two bars on the elevator

One bus pole has two perpendicular poles holding it in place, but the connectors vaguely look like hands, so it looks like two hands giving a handjob