It ’s tough being a human being .
If you just had a no-good, terrible, down in the dumps week, just remember…
1.The person who’s going to have a very, very long walk back down:
2.The person who should’ve just left work early:
3.The person whose microwave absolutely annihilated their fries:
4.The person whose rear-end deserves our thoughts and prayers:
5.The person with the saddest sandwich I’ve ever seen:
6.The person whose key betrayed them when they needed it the most:
7.The person who got a fun little gift from the acupuncturist:
8.The person who lost the battle to some quinoa:
9.The person whose laundry room is now the ninth biggest waterfall in Iowa:
10.The person with the best seat in the house:
11.The person who got a fancy French meal with their yogurt:
12.The person who will now be staring at the back of the seat in front of them for the duration of the flight:
13.The person who might just be a bit tired:
14.The person who is having their plants burgled:
15.The person who angered the wrong Norse god:
16.The person who will not be eating breakfast today:
17.The person whose bike is no longer their bike:
18.The person who will never, ever finish their show:
19.And the person who, well, yeah:
