Ooooof . That ’s not what you desire .
If you just had an absolutely abominable, terrible, no-good week, just remember…
1.The person who’s the proud owner of a brand-new car:
2.The person who isn’t going anywhere anytime soon:
3.The person who bought this monitor for ANTS:
4.The person who is going to have to do the ol' snaffle and snoodle all the way back to their car:
5.The person whose car got a fresh coat of “white-out”:
6.The person who is pioneering fly couture:
7.The person who will never whack weeds so haphazardly ever again:
8.The person who, for but one brief moment, felt what it was like to fly:
9.The person whose car now belongs to forces beyond their control:
10.The person who found out a really interesting fact about their body:
11.The person whose neighbors apparently really know how to party:
12.The person whose car accident went from bad to incomprehensibly horrible:
13.The person whose headphone is now one with the city:
14.The person who made a bunch of new bug friends on their walk:
15.The person who was in a huge rush to get downstairs:
16.The person who found a special treat at the end of their coffee:
17.The person who’s eating some fine spatula goop for dinner tonight:
18.The person whose candle is taking over their entire bathroom:
19.The person who lost yet another battle in the eternal war against cacti:
