Somebody please take these people ’s speech sound away .
1.Tell me you don’t know what you’re talking about without telling me you don’t know what you’re talking about.
2.Wait until this person hears about pickled onions, their head will explode.
3.So… wait. Does this person think that Remy became a mouse when he went into the kitchen?
4.Coming Soon: A post entirely about men being ridiculously wrong about the clitoris.
5.I hate to include anything with upsetting anti-trans rhetoric… but this one is just so embarrassing for this idiot, I thought I’d make an exception.
6.And now, your regularly scheduled Flat Earther.
7.I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: If you’re going to incorrectly correct someone’s grammar, at least try to avoid being smug about it.
8.So close.
9.I’m not great at math OR geopolitics, but even I could smell BS here.
10.“Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” was a whole-ass meme for years, and yet…
11.We need better sex ed, and we need it now.
12.That’s not how the branches of government work. That IS how a dictatorship works, though!
13.That last sentence punched me right in the face.
14.Fact: Saying “fact” at the end of your completely uninformed statement totally makes it a fact.
15.When all the evidence is against you… just change the definitions of words!
16.Yeah, yeah, blah blah, this person doesn’t understand evolution. I’m more concerned about the full spelling-out of “laugh out loud.”
17.“I have a degree in human biology.”
18.Stray dogs have to survive in dangerously harsh conditions; therefore, no dogs need any protection from the elements! (Seriously, though, give your dogs protection from the elements.)
19.And finally, here’s a mess.
H/T tor/confidentlyincorrectandr/facepalm.
