They ’re almost as broken as my spirit .
1.This apartment front door that broke off:
2.This automated chicken feeding system that broke:
3.The charger that broke before someone got on a 7-hour bus ride with their phone battery on 2%:
4.This oven that was shattered the day before someone was moving out which cost them their security deposit:
5.This car’s side view mirror that got smashed:
As well as the key to this person’s car…and on their birthday, nonetheless:
6.This pipe that broke and caused an eyesore:
7.This shower door someone broke in their new boyfriend’s bathroom:
8.This cooler that broke as someone was carrying it down the stairs, minutes before guests were expected to arrive:
9.This car that broke just as someone was on their way to buy a new one:
10.This pepper grinder that broke just as someone was cooking:
11.This glove that broke while someone was dying their hair:
12.This monitor that broke the day it was purchased because the new owner fell on the desk:
13.This bag that broke as a very hungry individual carried it home:
14.This freezer that broke while there were heaps of meat inside of it:
15.This tennis trophy that broke and ended up looking like it was holding something instead of a tennis racket:
16.This knife that broke while someone was cutting a watermelon (which ended up being rotten anyway):
17.This egg machine that broke and left a mess:
18.This toilet seat that was broken by a cat tossing a perfume bottle on it:
19.And this razor edge that broke off while being used and left someone like this:
