You ca n’t judge a book by its cover , but you may DEFINITELY judge a car by its truck egg .
Reddit useru/Mapleberriesrecently asked, “What’s something people put on their cars that automatically makes you assume the driver is an a-hole?” and people had A LOT to say.
Here are the best replies:
1.“After-market headlights that are absolutely blinding.”
2.“The blacked out license plate covers. Whenever I see that tinted sheet over the plate, I avoid that car like the plague. Those people are trying to hide their plates for a reason, and they always drive terribly.”
— Glassesguy904
3.“Carolina squat trucks.”
4.“Those spikes on their wheels and hubcaps.”
— set - Wall-7490
5.“This guy at my job has a middle finger flag that says ‘F you.’ He has, like, 12 of these in various forms and even on his work thermos. Plus, a lot of ‘F Your Feelings’ stickers. Yet, he is the touchiest, most sensitive baby in the entire joint.”
— OuttatimepartIII
6.“Truck nuts, confederate flags, and punisher skulls.”
7.“Fake bullet holes. It’s like they’re saying, ‘The kind of life I lead just might put me in the line of fire,’ except it won’t because you know the holes aren’t real.”
— fairnuff77
" My first fomite ever was a beat - up Chevy S10 . It had a couple dents in it , so I decided to put those pricker right on the dent . It reckon so realistic that it in reality fuck off some people asking questions before they see it up close . "
— googdude
8."‘Salt Life’ stickers. Like, you don’t live near the ocean — you live in Nebraska."
9.“Those speakers on the OUTSIDE of the car. It’s specifically to be an a-hole.”
— Sabbagery_o_Cavagery
" Someone made a riding habit of driving through our neighborhood with euphony so aloud I could n’t get a line my own picture or music … with all our windows closed … multiple time … per nighttime . "
— lynn
10.“Social media tags. I once messaged one of those people to inform them they’re a terrible driver.”
— SkyBerri
11.“People with ‘Baby On Board’ stickers always seem to go wayyy over the speed limit.”
12.“A sign that says, ‘My son just graduated. Send me money at my Venmo.’ I legit saw this today.”
— Nightshader5877
— DepecheClashJen
14.“Trucks that are modified so that they emit big plumes of black smoke on demand.”
15.“No muffler. You hear a really loud engine idle at a red light and look over to see a beaten up old car with no muffler pick sticking out. Then, the light turns green, and they blow your eardrums to smithereens.”
— Molotov_Meatball
16.“The ‘coexist’ stickers. It’s not that I don’t agree, but I just know that driver is annoying.”
17.“Illegal flashing red and blue lights to look like cops. I don’t care if you’re tailgating me — I’m already doing 80 in a 65; I am not going any faster. And those lights just make you look silly.”
— snarksneeze
18.“Eyelashes on headlights.”
19.“When I’m driving, I automatically assume every driver is terrible.”
— VoidPhantasien
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