Nope . Never again !
It seems like everyone has a great or unforgettable first-date story, so when u/Mannymarloasked Reddit, “What is the most shocking thing you ever found about someone on a first date,” I knew I had to share the responses with y’all!
1.“He immediately informs me that he has two children with two different exes.” —u/TinyDifference881
2.“That his best friend is the person who is in jail for hitting my best friend with a car.” —u/Jilltro
3.“Guy told me he wanted to be a human toilet on the first date.” —u/latenightsnack1
4.“They randomly brought up that they dated their cousin for years.” —u/MidnightFireHuntress
5.“He would shout at people who bumped into him.” —u/FeedTheCatPizza
6.“He tells me that he’s a revolutionary war reenactor and often wears a kilt on and off the battlefield.” —u/UltraBlue89
7.“A guy told me he had jerked off while thinking about me before the date started so he could have a clear head.” —u/Sand_Dargon
8.“A guy I went on a date with from work told me he had a sugar momma.” —u/OverallDisaster
9.“I told him I’m Jewish and the first thing out of his mouth was, ‘So that’s why your nose looks like that!'” —u/sarah_kaya_comezin
10.“He didn’t know how to eat spaghetti.” —u/SmolButScary
11.“He lied to me about his age.” —u/MrDeedles2034
12.“I also went on a date with a morgue technician and he showed me a load of pictures of him posing with the bodies.” —u/DinosaurDomination
13.“He just blurted out, ‘Because I have a micro penis.'” —u/michellemustudy
14.“They like to wear diapers and use the diaper.” —u/jtrisn1
15.“First date, guy told me that he’s dating because his wife is dying of cancer.” —u/jbm6591
16.“He was a 9/11 conspiracy theorist.” —u/sweep_27
17.“That he’s married with twin babies.” —u/Advanced-Spell8363
18.“She then randomly sent me a picture of her date tomorrow, and the guy I was with was looking over my shoulder. It was a picture of him.” —u/fizzywaterisfizzy
19.“That a 38 year old man swims naked in his parent’s pool, while they’re around.” —u/slickmartini
20.“When we met for dinner he asked if he could take home my panties so he can smell them.” —u/DiorTRoth
21.And lastly, “When he dropped me off home he asked if I could record myself peeing and send him the audio file.” —u/DinosaurDomination
