I know I ’m the grownup , but it ’d be great to have , like , a secondary adult to severalize me what to do . An Emotional Support Adult .
1.Wipes counter Waits one hour Wipes counter again
A matter I never earn about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen . No matter if you get take out , no matter if you ’re gone all twenty-four hours , you will be cleaning . the . kitchen .
2.It’s so sturdy!
One affair no one ever talks about being an grownup is how much time you debate yourself on go on a composition board box because it ’s , like , a really right box .
3.And starting at, like, 7:30 a.m.? No thanks.
how tf did i take all those classes when i was in shoal ? ? now if i have one group meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart
4.Could be fun, tbh.
i wanna be 14 again and break my life differently … i have Modern ideas
5.I love a deal.
Adulting is putting back the $ 4.86 pack of Gallus gallus and getting the $ 4.66 pack because that twenty cents add up .
6.No seriously, what if I need it suddenly tomorrow?
No one : Me lay in bed : pic.twitter.com / mfKH8INzmF
7.Buttered noodles are my closest friend.
I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self about the realness that adulthood is mostly just seek to figure out wtf you ’re eat for dinner every dark , forever .
8.No, really, are they?
adulthood is mostly just trying not to say “ are you fucking chaff me ” to people who have receive ta be kidding you
9.Do I at least get an Emotional Support Adult?
Being an adult is so weird . I’m just unsupervised all the time?How unsafe
10.At least when you’re grown up, you can have any snack you want.
Guy detailing my car : Yeah , your kids had golden fish all under your prat . Me ( a child - less , 32 yr previous adult ) Darn those child . No more eating in the car.pic.twitter.com/e9PrSlMEdr
11.Oh my god, it’s my new spatula!!
One of the distressing things about being an grownup is forget what you rate on Amazon and excitedly open up a 2 clique of air filter .
12.Gotta have the Vitamin I on hand at all times.
Being an grownup really just means you have an upstair bottle of Advil and a downstairs feeding bottle of ibuprofen
13.But the McDonald’s is right there!
Being an adult is having the " we have food at home " talk with yourself .
14.I have three friends, and none of our schedules ever align, so we’ll hang out again in 2026.
Nobody talks about Jesus ' miracle of having 12 nigh champion in his thirty
15.Of course, we’llpretendwe’re going to hang out before then.
Most adult friendships are just figure out whose twist it is to cancel plan .
16.It’s one of life’s great mysteries.
" Being an adult is like close a fitted sheet : no one know how . " — Furman University
17.I know nothing, but I also know everything.
18.Is this too many exclamation marks?
adult emailing polish is overthinking how cultivated you sound and forget to send the attachments
19.Cue blank stare
20.Gets in bed, continues blank stare
When parent say to kids " go to ur room & suppose about what you ’ve done " it ’s really dependable practice for what you ’ll do every night as an adult
21.And finally… at least we have this.
Being an adult is terrible but I give thanks God everyday that I do n’t have to arbitrarily pass a mile at noon against my will and then go on about my Clarence Shepard Day Jr. like we did in school
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