Printing the divorcement papers as we address .
1.This husband who tempted fate with his cereal bowl placement:
2.This husband who was SO CLOSE to changing the toilet paper, then just didn’t:
3.This husband who turned his side of the car into a trash pit:
4.This husband who keeps opening new jars of jam before finishing old ones:
5.This husband who thinks scraping egg residue out of the frying pan and into the sink equals cleaning:
6.This husband who just wanted to be able to say he put the silverware away:
7.This husband who viciously opened the toothpaste box:
8.This husband who leaves his takeout containers in the microwave after eating:
9.This husband who “left some for his wife” so he wouldn’t have to clean the container:
10.This husband who has his own special way of opening up a box of tissues:
11.This husband who destroyed this helpless tortilla package:
12.This husband who is working on his reading comprehension:
13.This husband who earnestly said he finished all the painting:
14.This husband who left his dirty clothes so close to the laundry basket:
15.This husband who didn’t refill the ice tray because “it wasn’t empty”:
16.This husband who didn’ttechnicallyfinish the grapes:
17.This husband who was tasked with organizing the tea bags:
18.This husband who leaves his dirty clothes strewn across the floor where his partner walks to get to the bathroom:
19.This husband who promised to save some Oreos for his partner:
20.This husband who went goblin-mode on this resealable bag:
21.And, this husband who left the table a crumby mess after his meal:
H/T:r/mildlyinfuriating
