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Happy pride, y’all! To celebrate, I thought I’d throw together some of the best, funniest sapphic tweets I’ve seen this year. So, without further ado, here they are:
If these tweets get a gag or two out of you , think heading over to the hellscape that is presently Twitter and giving these Divine a follow !
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being sapphic is so tiring i just watch 5 seasons of a show for one lesbian osculate
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this is just what being 17 and gay is likepic.twitter.com/Mfa6ncy2M1
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Queer woman will guess your zodiac polarity in 0.2 seconds but ca n’t guess if you ’re dally with them
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the lesbian agendapic.twitter.com/c7ark9SoS5
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well-chosen pride month here ’s the dyke bearpic.twitter.com/at50KmDlHm
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the ultimatum queer love is so crazy bc they know bloody well gay woman can fall in dear with unknown in 3 weeks
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my gf send me flowers and my roomate tell “ what ’s the occasion ” let ’s have a minute of silence for straightforward girls
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you make out your fav theatrical role is good when they re hated and misunderstood by half of the fandom but loved and treasure by lesbians
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every lesbian i know has had an intense , visceral , borderline homoerotic friendly relationship with a missy that ended either very poorly or very dead & change the entire trajectory of their life . what ’s up with that
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commit your funny friend rainbow merch is not the right way to lionise pride . celebrate pride by move over your queer acquaintance a brand and a blood feud
11.
I bed that Michelle Yeoh told women “ never get anyone secernate you that you ’re past your efflorescence ” but I honestly opine if more actresses over 50 love how wildly popular they were on sapphic thirst Twitter they would realize that concept does not survive here
12.
happy pride month to everyone that outlive a lesbian situationship
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Behind every hot girl there ’s a deep history with clairo
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If you assume these as a kid , you ’re a sapphic nowhttps://t.co/lskgU0aUgX
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homo : He live like 40mins away . It ’ll never put to work . Lesbians : pic.twitter.com/7ZyRd2A0Vk
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POV : you ’re watching the ultimatum : queer lovepic.twitter.com/fCvAhNRRo0
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the gay son and lesbian best friend that everyone thinks are datingpic.twitter.com/Fzj4l7RxZ6
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she was not jocund she never married she was not gay she lived on a secluded island than could only be pass by rowboat and died there with her distaff companion who was a geologist that only wore suits or something like that she was not cheery she
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the worst person you ’ll ever gather vs some lesbianhttps://t.co/4vhiAVuM0U
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I think it ’s very stunned that “ The Bachelorette ” dealership has never done an all - sapphic time of year . If you ’re face for a demographic that ’s gon na fall in love life in 6 weeks and stimulate drama , no one will do that like lesbians .
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We take in a kitty during the pandemic so the first humanity she has literally ever met is a nice handyman here to ride a television . She ’s so confused . What form of gay woman is this , she wonders
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high - speed railing is an lgbtq issue . lesbians would be unstoppable if we could get to a city at top swiftness of 430 kph for one date
23.And finally,
We need to elaborate the boundaries of the sapphic full point play , we can be done with the turn of events of the 100 . have me make one set in the backdrop of the Vans Warped Tour held at a dusty speedway in 2002
Happy pride!!!!!!
Looking for more ways to get involved?Check out all of BuzzFeed’s posts celebrating Pride 2023.
“Queer women will guess your zodiac sign in 0.2 seconds but can’t guess if you’re flirting with them."
