Having kid ai n’t for the weak … particularly this week .
Having kids isn’t easy for anyone, so if you’re having a tough week, remember there are OTHER parents going through it, too, like…
1.The parent who was excited to see their kid’s senior portrait in the yearbook until they discovered this:
2.The dad who was helping his daughter move out of her apartment when a LITERAL couch dropped on his head:
3.And the parent whose kid slapped their glasses…right into their flippin' eyeball:
4.The parent who pulled ALL of these disturbingly large ticks off their kids (yay, summer!):
5.And — last one featuring bugs, I promise! — the dad who bought a used minivan, and then, after finding cobwebs in the car, bug bombed it…to discover these giant black widow spiders:
6.The mom who just wanted a cup of coffee…and ended up with just about the nastiest cup possible:
My 7yo son made me a cup of coffee that somehow try out like beef stew . “Mommy , I put a sprinkling of that brown stuff in it like you”The brown stuff I use is cinnamon . The brown hooey he used was dry rub flavorer . I ca n’t hold off for these Thomas Kid to go to my mama house today .
7.The parent who trusted their kid to put the pancake syrup away…and then later found this:
8.The parent who went to get a roasted chicken for their family dinner…only to find this woman had cleaned the place out:
9.And the parent who went to get a special candle for their kid’s birthday cake…and I bet you can guess how old their kid was turning:
10.The parent who THOUGHT they’d discovered one hell of a cheap lunch to feed their kids…until they got up close:
11.The mom who asked for biscuits and gravy for her Mother’s Day breakfast…and after waiting for hours, this is what her family came back from the store with:
12.And the mom who ordered her husband this awesome gift for Father’s Day…and then noticed an, um, SLIGHT error when it arrived (Can you see it?):
13.The mom who panicked about the tooth fairy…and then blurted out something she’s definitely feeling guilty about:
facilitate my husband who usually does bedtime is out of township & the 8 - year - former out of nowhere said he knows we ’re the tooth fairy because his protagonist get $ 6 / tooth and he only sustain $ 2 & the only variable quantity is the different parents & i panicked and said maybe the friend has good teeth
14.The mom whose birthday cake showed up like this (the online order form, it turned out, didn’t recognize heart emojis):
15.And the parent who tried to order their kid a special birthday shirt…but the damn online form struck again:
16.The parent who realized their kid’s teacher…might not be the best:
17.The parents who took their kid with a cut to the ER only to be told “Go home, it’s not a big deal”…and then got this bill:
18.The mom who probably was excited about her Amazon package…until her stepson walked in:
My 14 year old stepson saw this Amazon box and was like “ hahahaha what is that even talk about ” and I ’d wish to announce that I am now quick for the urnpic.twitter.com/PMtmHJhgbe
19.And the mom who bought their kid a drone only to have it fly into — and get stuck! — in her kid’s hair:
20.The parent who put out fresh bars of soap…and then found them like this after their son had at ‘em:
21.The parents whose kid ripped apart their friend’s antique copy of Homer’sIliadfrom 1872:
22.The mom who wasn’t feeling old…until this happened:
I have the same natal day as my mother - in - law of nature , and my 5yo postulate if we ’re twins . He ’s lucky he ’s adorable .
23.And the parent who took their kid to the park…only to discover someone had painted a big, ol’ dong on it:
HT: r/mildlyinfuriating
