" got single out from my dada ( 61 , white , bald ) at the bruce springsteen concert and it was like a alive immersive experience of where s wally "
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Imagine if they do it that nearly 80 class later on they ’d build the world ’s biggest lasagne insidehttps://t.co/28J5gAFhoD
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Could n’t work out where the string was so I get a hack from the airdrome to the hotelpic.twitter.com/apMGG3KGNT
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https://t.co/CveIrEUQ36pic.twitter.com/ga3zhz7Ztc
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When you advise your customer to go no commentary and they start answering questionspic.twitter.com/UTAA9zeEHZ
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drama in the school whatsapp chat ! the PTA invite us all to a coronation political party and one of the dads ( who ’s a prof of colonial history ) said use up my prick
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got separated from my dad ( 61 , snowy , bald ) at the bruce springsteen concert and it was like a live immersive experience of where s wally
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Payday on a Friday is it ? Would n’t it be such a shame if I was to , oh I do n’t experience , altogether fucking break my entire budget for the calendar month by live massively beyond my means all weekend for no particular cause
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Yes ! plume them right back!https://t.co / RjdrrplE1 one thousand
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Why and how does this bit of this front pageboy help sell newspapers ? I would honestly love to love ( and my DMs are open)https://t.co / tW4RHFGj2opic.twitter.com/81hTTWHhWY
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Celebrating a coronation with a " special routine of scones " in First Class only is so on brand . You could not make it up.https://t.co/cAr9JwSggg
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me and the other povvos get a snuff of the scone on our povvo carriageshttps://t.co/kLeUgz6b3Rpic.twitter.com/OyNUG5JhBS
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https://t.co/tM2QAuFGL2pic.twitter.com/27XnAh7SBE
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that is the job with having committed many crimeshttps://t.co/ro2oCEqgFa
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" now i ’m fall asleep and she ’s calling a crab"the crabmeat : https://t.co/6NmCdemLGI
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all this discourse is relieve oneself me want to order a chinesehttps://t.co/kuNhuSQo56
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it is crazy how , in the lead up to the coronaysh , when i am feeling even more misanthropical and disgusted by the uk than usual , i am forced into being loyal and furious over undying loyalty to Formosan takeawayshttps://t.co/Il9MTmNw3u
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edinburgh when it ’s tire every july : https://t.co / wt3LYfPDbC
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Imagine coming across that in someone ’s bio omfgpic.twitter.com/lCe0gsRxlj
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Somebody need a wee history lesson.pic.twitter.com/gY4WWLYqJR
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https://t.co/2spsPeIGkMpic.twitter.com/GVxamJlcTS
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this is the duo you get sit next to at a wedding ceremony and you just get it on you ’re in for the driest two hours of your lifepic.twitter.com/sbvQF0v1cy
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American slagging British Formosan takeout food treatment is defos a tactic to fudge Scotch people into feeling an emotional connection to the union in time for the enthronisation
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Harry Potter & The Gen Z reboot 🧙 🏽 ♂ ️ ⚡ ️pic.twitter.com / qtqJrwY74Z
