" u never see cracked iphones anymore do you did iphone get comfortably or did we all collectively block flingin em everywhere "
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They ’re depart to rule the shit out of Narnia ❤ ️https://t.co / KYVGDihVkA
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So I have unstated beef with aunt at my bus stay . It ’s been go on for months . Every morning she gets there after me & everyone else . Yet without fail , she campaign herself in good order to the front . There ’s a queue up etiquette in sport in my country . This is not on . Today I take a outdoor stage
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Everyone talking about the coronation “ bringing the country together . ” You know what really brought our body politic together?pic.twitter.com / xMSORQIQXb
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regime obtain ta quit tease us with these consecutive Bank Holiday weekend , I ’m a big man to be playing these game . Just give us the 4 sidereal day working week already , COWARDS ! Do NOT introduce me to a vibe you ca n’t keep .
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hate pub quiz sometimes , had to speak my friend down as he hollo " it ca n’t be that uncomplicated " after the question master asked who was estimable man at Ant McPartlin ’s wedding
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Tried to require my Dendranthema grandifloruom if she think these cos she defo used to bribe them and she ’s saying she ’s never interpret them before am I endure mad guyspic.twitter.com/rBd48yEqtQ
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thinking about what we could ’ve hadpic.twitter.com/53UIoTgUM3
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why ’s he carrying a bottleful of Britney ’s Fantasy perfumepic.twitter.com/33d6fsEVSM
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me when i take a break from looking at a CRT screen fifteen hours a day to walk to tescospic.twitter.com/MTYfUjGd9W
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Phil on Location , Location , Location : https://t.co / Q0D5nDe4Sp
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wow he looks just like himpic.twitter.com/Oqms68EG0S
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Marmalade is £ 3 now . vex about that.https://t.co/WXHZCrndDs
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“ I MUST differentiate you , ” said a lady with breathless upheaval , cease us suddenly as we walked down Bermondsey Street last Nox , “ I MUST distinguish you that you are wearing the same wearing apparel as that construction . ” and jump offpic.twitter.com/sozkE2eMeL
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wearing a 🇬 🇧 equip for the coronation : mortifying , toe - curling , humiliatingwearing a 🇬 🇧 outfit for Eurovision : iconic , encampment , diva
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" gauge how many point Finland have got . go on , guess ! it ’s not unvoiced , just guess ! it ’s JUST A mo OF FUN Hannah , just ! fucking ! guesswork ! ! do n’t be boooring , just TAKE A GUESS!“https://t.co / IGIZh39WVX
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squeamish to see they fetch two spare Camillas just incasepic.twitter.com/U2FkUeenY7
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call the investiture of a 74 year old man a once in a lifespan affair is crazyyy … like mouth for yourself ! i ’m untried and sexy , i am going to outlast both him and his very bald son . i have three coronations in me , you all stay safe tho
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Happy for themhttps://t.co/FvrDegALwDpic.twitter.com/ZPXklpHhOe
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u never see cracked iphones any longer do you did iphone get better or did we all collectively blockade flingin em everywhere
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Ca n’t wait for her to change it to Sunderland , UK 😍 https://t.co/XqwYaFwZ16
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Ant and Dec about to pull the insane saturday Nox takeaway prankpic.twitter.com/rPjVc3sgGc
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that is just the sort of thing Meghan Markle in disguise would saypic.twitter.com/IRlEpElG6W
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i ’ve accidentally take several sheet of paper of usance Michael Caine stickers to the airport and i ’m going to have to take them out of the country . apprehensive they ’re go to get sag as bad Drugs or something . massive michael tabspic.twitter.com/IrDmhxkzI1
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when you ’re the inheritor to an amphetamine fortunepic.twitter.com/HjAR3YREJC
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I have just see this in an American “ Six scandalous things about British houses ” videopic.twitter.com/x53JadQOyJ
