" Move along if you do n’t see verity in Flat Earth . "

1.This person who thinks you should shove a potato up your…:

2.This parent who is open to spraying citrus and vinegar into their kids' eyes:

3.This person who thinks their dead dog’s name is off-limits:

4.This parent who thinks sugar and heroin are…the same:

5.This stinky boyfriend:

6.This parent who not only had the audacity to feel this way BUT ALSO had the audacity to share it on Facebook:

7.This real-life evil stepparent:

8.This mom who acted as if her kid was an accessory and not a human being:

9.This mom who wants WHAT for WHO?:

10.This parent who, yes, really said that:

11.This post in a flat-earthers' mommy group:

12.This mom with a messed-up mission:

13.This person who should just get eye drops:

14.This parent who should take their kids to the dentist:

15.This mommy matchmaker:

16.This person who doesn’t seem to understand allergies:

17.This parent who thought up some baffling baby names:

18.This person who would rather give birth in a car than in a hospital:

19.This parent who cares more about their own feelings than the well-being of their child:

20.This placenta encapsulation specialist:

21.This parent who thinks vaccines make other kids stupid:

22.This parent who takes their babies to chiropractors (I wish I were joking):

24.This person who should 1) watch their kid a little better, and 2) read a freakin' book:

25.Finally, this mom who is offended by breastfeeding:

H/T:r/ShitMomGroupsSay.

Instructions on how to treat hemorrhoids with a potato

Person asks whether it's OK to spray vinegar that orange peels have been soaking in for two weeks in children's eyes to "flush eye toxins" and prevent "eye measles"

Person is extremely upset that their friend named their baby after this person's dog who died last year

Person says sugar has the exact same effects on the brain as heroin and shouldn't be given to babies under 2

Boyfriend who sleeps on the couch because he snores scratches himself "down there" all the time when he sleeps and leaves the sheets and the whole living room stinking

Mother says how she hates getting together with other moms because they're proud of their daughters, but she has nothing to brag about her own "average" daughter, who just has a 3.80 GPA or higher, is sweet and hardworking, and has an after-school job

This person is "absolutely enraged" because their "husband's kid" who's 10 "just spewed" in their kitchen sink, and no matter how sick you are, you don't do that

Mom wants to get T-strap Mary Jane shoes for her 3-year-old daughter to "pass the nightmare on," even though she hated them herself as a child

Mom is looking for recommendations for a pediatric chiropractor because her 6-week-old has reflux

Parent says "Twin B" is "a daily nightmare" who "pretty much destroys the family," and they fantasize "about him not being there at all"

Parent is looking for a third-grade curriculum "not too heavy on the solar system" or else is asking "how do you go about teaching truth to your little ones when those pages come up?" and says "Move along if you don't see truth in Flat Earth"

Mom who wanted her 3-month-old's ears pierced but didn't want to take her to a store bought a gun online and pierced them while her child was asleep — the child only "did a small scream"

Person says breast milk is their favorite remedy for pink eye

Anti-fluoride person asks what are some natural ways to keep their kids' cavities from getting worse

Parent with a 20-year-old son is looking to connect with other Christian families who might be looking for spouses for their children

Person tells people to vaccinate their kids or else they're bringing peanut butter to school in retaliation and is told, "Peanut butter allergies are caused by vaccines; research it"

Their significant other vetoed names like Mosaic, Vayne, Campari, Paisley, and Symphony, and asks if that person is being unreasonable

Person says they labored at home and then had the baby on the way to the hospital and it was so much better than the hospital

Mother is wondering how she can get her 11-month-old, who is a great eater, interested in breastfeeding again because the mother is not ready to stop and she feels like she's "wrestling" the child onto her at times

Person who had their first unassisted birth wants to start offering their doula and placenta ensapsulation services along with renting out their birth pool

Parent who says kids are given too many vaccines is asked all the time why their kids are so smart, and they say they aren't, the other parents' kids "just have had too many toxins for a little body"

Parent has taken both of their babies to the chiropractor "to check if their skull bones were in alignment"

Parent isn't happy when they dress their daughter in pink and the child is called a boy, it's not fair for people "who choose to believe in boys are boys and girls are girls"

Parent says their son puts dirty stuff in his mouth and nothing ever happens because "breastfeeding really does its thing," so everyone should "get with the winning team"

A "PSA" about the YouTuber Ms Rachel, who shows a baby breastfeeding — "this is a good reminder to always monitor what your children are watching"