Twitter : where everyone ’s a comedian .
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JOECHELLA https://t.co/I2Pmoc2U6C
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kid under 5 , actually . https://t.co/IT8S6KykhD
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Zendaya everytime tom holland buys newfangled pants : https://t.co/7nTaNGF5G8
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she really has the beautifully vivid energy of a girl you meet in a golf-club bathroom at 1 am https://t.co/Z05dyyLqwe
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The female child Are Fighting : an psychoanalysis of age academics and their care of forward motion in the field https://t.co/eMf3oG7SwH
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cousins in dominican fellowship https://t.co/pvkg814eyk
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Tumble out of bed And stumble to the kitchen https://t.co/6J5ODr6sVl
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John Wilkes Booth : https://t.co/4nQRsSblA6
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Oh my kids r gon na detest me 😭 https://t.co/reBrscc9cI
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menstrual https://t.co/OV04ZuYWEq
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they were the zendaya and law of panem https://t.co/OZqK0VGw08
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I think he was hosting SNL https://t.co/khOfz3R0sx
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My dog can text me https://t.co/2u38b0podw
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Cut my life into pieces https://t.co/ccLiCdvTIn
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So I saw this wee antic fella down the sewer . I say teeny-weeny but truth be told he was about 6 foot 3 , or was it 6 foot 4 ? Ca n’t be sure because there was a balloon in the path . But anyway he was around 6 foot 4 , let ’s say 6 foot 3 and a one-half to be safe , and he had this with child grin on https://t.co/NBkxKJmud7
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why does she look like she ’s threatening gotham on bouncy television system here https://t.co/QyR7eksPS4
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They were just going from Victoria Station to Victoria Coach Station https://t.co/sBMY6HfiLQ
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[ Benoit Blanc in Shakira ’s house ] It appeeyaz that the jayum has been eatuhn . But Gerard , you do n’t care jayum . https://t.co/UGvM9rsnkM
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my athirst shag cerebrate this was 9/11 https://t.co/kXY31WqSkU
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Why does it look like he ’s about to be on an episode of Hannah Montana https://t.co/GPwDCNbbGb
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The inside of this shark await like Kim Kardashian ’s business firm . https://t.co/sUYHAJCTAM
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Some phone signal she ’s contract down there https://t.co/ekPSoGrXJ2
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They have this already btw it ’s send for church https://t.co/1vL84cTK5V
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