All of these responses are absolutely , completely perfect .

We all know that getting a wrong number text is an absolutely exhilarating experience. But how to respond? With calm, eloquent grace? Like a totally normal human being? Noooo way. Feast your eyes on some of the best wrong number text responses I’ve ever seen:

1.The weekend-plans text:

2.The Tesla text:

3.The challenge text:

4.The Mica text:

5.The apartment-renting text:

6.The baby-nephew text:

7.The bathroom text:

8.The horse-names text:

9.The true-tragedy text:

10.The Cara text:

11.The Heisenberg text:

12.The Danny DeVito text:

13.The TMI text:

14.The cycling text:

15.The wine text:

16.The factory text:

17.The spaghetti text:

18.The guy text:

19.The dump truck text:

20.The goat cheese text:

21.The “Do Not Disturb” text:

22.The scandalous text:

23.The Demi text:

24.The Kevin text:

25.The horse farm text:

26.The hallway text:

27.The TV text:

28.The party prep text:

29.The beautiful-nickname text:

30.The scary text:

31.The Papa Gary text:

32.And the EGG text:

What are your plans for today? To block this number

Photo of car with exchange: The Prius just had a baby! We named her Tesla! That's a dumb name for a baby

Trevor asks Colleen if they're still up for the challenge and shows a cow standing in a small pool, and the response is "What in the hell happened here"

Text from "Mica" ends up being the wrong number, and after Mica apologizes, person says "No apology necessary; it's best that we don't talk because I don't trust people named after phyllosilicate minerals"

Person texts about basement or loft space to rent and coming to see it, and person responds that they have a "possum situation" and the possums have outsmarted them and they think they may have been enhanced by chemicals from a nearby factory

Person asks Sophia to send photo of baby nephew, and person responds that they think there's something wrong with Brendan and attached a photo of a bald man baby wielding scissors

Person texts photos of their sort of scary, complicated basement bathroom being built

Person asks Doug for the name of the new horse baby, and someone else responds that they aren't Doug, but the names are Maple Stirrup, Usain Colt and Al Capony

Person gets a wrong number text to "Mom" saying their phone fell in the toilet and they're using the cashier's phone at the store, they had to buy a new sim

Person asks repeatedly if they're texting Cara, and the first two times they're told no, but "maybe a third time and it will change," and the third time the person says "This is Cara now"

Person asks if they're "David," and person responds no, "My name is Walter Hartwell White" in Albuquerque, and attaches a photo of Walter White from Breaking Bad

Person responds with a photo of Danny DeVito to any wrong-number text

Text saying thanks for the smaller Durex condoms, but they're still too big

Person tells "Angela from the Soul Cycle class" she has some nerve contacting her, and don't reach out agai n or she'll send Angela's husband all of "those photos"

Wrong number text: Chrissie, will my wine be delivered tomorrow? "No, I drank it all, sorry"

"Carl" is mistaken for "Carlos" and says the factory they asked about is "destitute, the walls are caving in, and morale is crumbling, and the rats are taking over"

Wrong number text of someone telling Bubba where the spaghetti is

Hey this is the one with the guy u just talked to; response: Jokes on you I haven't talked to any guys

Person asks if they still have the dump truck, and person responds with a picture of a huge dump truck and "just this one"

Wrong number text of someone going to the store and the other person asks for goat cheese

Person sends text saying "long time no see" and gets a blow-up toy in response and says "sorry, hope I didn't disturb you"

Text saying husband is gone for 10 hours and come on over, and then says "sorry to make you a party to our adulterous messages"

Wrong number text asks about necklace left at their house and gets a photo of Demi Lovato smiling, and they respond with "Nice to meet you, have a nice day"

Text asks Kevin if he's forgotten her, and person responds with "Yes I forgot everything! Someone hit me on the head with a baseball hat and I lost all memories; thank you for telling me my name is Kevin!"

Text with a photo of two horses in a barn asks, "Coach, I'm already at the horse farm; how long will it take you to arrive?"

Wrong number text of someone threatening to poop on someone's doorstep even after they said they live in a a house, because they think they pooped in the apartment building hallway

Wrong number text asking how soon they can come out to mount their TV, and the person says to just use glue, but be careful

Wrong number text asks how party prep for next week is going, and person says they've had enough and they're liquefying their money and moving to Italy

"Hey buttsniffer I kinda need to know if you're gonna come to my graduation because I only have 8 reserved"

Wrong number text saying "Did u do the autopsy yet"

Wrong number text from someone named Papa Gary wishing his granddaughter a wonderful day and saying he loves her, and person responds saying it's the wrong number but they love Papa Gary too and hope he has a wonderful day too

Wrong number text: "Grab a egg"