These pictures hurt me and my wallet deeply .
2.The person who won’t be able to send their kid to college after this breakfast:
3.The person who got the best seat in the whole house:
4.The person whose sandwich was less of a “grilled cheese” and more of just a “cheese”:
5.The person whose dog was nice enough to keep their expensive ring extra safe and sound:
6.The person who rented a place with a hot tub that definitely contains heretofore undiscovered species:
7.The person who got the avocado equivalent of a slap in the face:
8.The person who spent half their paycheck on a mushy salad:
9.The person whose Nintendo Switch just became modern art:
10.The person who received the finest in frozen cuisine:
11.The person who spent a bunch of money on a rental car just to get this incredibly majestic view:
12.The person whose iPhone got a new, HEAVY-DUTY paint job:
13.The person who is going to need a gallon of water to wash down this dry pasta:
14.The person who might not be able to buff that out of their ring:
15.The person who paid hard-earned cash for some goop:
16.The person whose new AirPods belong to the arachnids now:
17.The person whose chocolate croissant was completely cavernous:
18.The person who ended up at the world’s saddest pumpkin patch:
19.The person whose laptop got a nice little bath:
20.The person whose anti-fog film became the one thing it hated:
21.The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:
22.The person who paid buco dolores to always be reminded of their bad haircut:
23.The person who was generously given the worst portion of rice they could’ve been given:
24.The person who probably will not be getting their tux deposit back:
25.The person whose new couch just became an Air Couch:
26.The person whose shoes now have 99% less germs and 99% more catastrophic stains:
27.The person who got the Michael Scott special at their hotel:
28.The person who is really, really gonna enjoy that one corner of their blueberry (singular) muffin:
29.The person whose musical taste knows no boundaries:
30.The person who goes to UAB, also known as the University of Awful Burgers:
31.The person who paid extra for approximately 14 pieces of cheese:
32.The person whose pasta salad consists of approximately 14 pieces of pasta:
33.And the person who paid half their rent for a big salty potato:
