" Diet Coke … nature ’s Ozempic . "
Somehow, we’re already halfway through June! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you express mirth so your Twitter timeline will be even best !
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Once your capriciousness is give-up the ghost , you are prepare .
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got sent some pictures of myself from a night out which have shattered my self regard and rattled my most fundamental perceptions of how i lookpic.twitter.com/bWKz0pQrmW
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“ do you know excel”no , but i sleep with kindness . i know friendship . i know love . i know how to see the world in a grain of Baroness Dudevant , and heaven in a wild flower . i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my paw , and eternity in an hour .
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As a Los Angeles babysitter I have seen children ’s birthday party that would make Bernie Sanders kill himself
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transport this to my supporter at the subroutine when it ’s time to gohttps://t.co/sWR2eEA1cs
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I told my wife i wanted shoes for my birthday ….. she planning surprise and hotels and dinner party at ocean prime … that ’s at least 4 brace of shoes manpic.twitter.com/4qINXfm8wu
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Diet Coke … nature ’s ozempic
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Have n’t sound out " Wowzers " for a tenacious time , probably due to grief .
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determine people wearing orchard apple tree watches is so risible like go off ben 10
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She was horrified my STOMACHSNFS she was sick , had to shut it down immediatelypic.twitter.com/ddb5JyZUYl
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Goodnight.pic.twitter.com/PDiEERGRXW
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got a little too mellow and now i ca n’t see my movie because i know they ’re all just pretendingpic.twitter.com/3BzJNGtlh1
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me when i ’m birth a normal Sunday and then it hit 6pmpic.twitter.com/dEa0UCf2VT
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Knowing how to right press a MacBook need at least a master ’s arcdegree .
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Rest up little one we ’ve got a long month aheadpic.twitter.com/LpgxfjmBbm
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the week head up to your period of time they should have a guy cable come kill you
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As gay people , it is our right hand to dwell to square coworkers when they ask what we did over the weekend .
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i wish they sell off - brand cars inauspicious get me a damn Honder
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me n my bestiepic.twitter.com/b7PxRGYcgO
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Allot of y’ all gone range 25 and realize you have n’t done nothing with your life but get pregnant & fight . THE life history OF A PITBULL
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“ queer joy ” “ queer heartbreak ” “ poof sociality ” how about get a queer job so you’re able to make some queer money
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he ’s growingpic.twitter.com/Mx5UT94fah
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“ Go piss young woman ” has done irrevocable damage to my nous
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Bae why did n’t you evidence me about ur brockhampton phase angle ? :/
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Ill come but is it ok if i jade my default turnout
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This is n’t the oeuvre of alcoholhttps://t.co/f1FxQdgCFN
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Happy Pride from my cleaning lady.pic.twitter.com/7vgbfG5rrY
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pride monthhhhhhpic.twitter.com/mSXTKgeOyD
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black mirror sequence where a girl accept a selfy and she s like what the fuckkkk