" A boy from my shoal went to the same Uni as me and he told all my Uni mates that when ofsted came to our schooling I tire a tux "
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Piers Morgan every time he opens his phonehttps://t.co/B2ssSdIXcbpic.twitter.com/G3fEYjEE6l
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I ’ve been laughing for 10 minutes now . The diversity Porto Rico is not really PRing 😭 pic.twitter.com/4zKhZkBV3I
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orangish customers in the 00shttps://t.co/Tbkds2jfcm
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Who signed off on this?pic.twitter.com / qjyRb0RAlc
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Just charm a tourist climbing the fencing into my allotment . “Hello , ” I state , grimly cultured ( the Cornish at their most dangerous).She was unabashed . “ Oh , I just want some mountain . ” She flex to pick a stubble . “Let me get you some . ”I pick her 4 stem , all check jackass - saliva …
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Ca n’t believe Philip Schofield has quit This Morning . Who else are they going to get to fake laugh when Gino D’Acampo profess to get his words desegregate up and say ‘ titfucking ’ instead of omelette despite being from Hertfordshire
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well , my 16 - year - old self put the guys from BBC Merlin on my first debit entry plug-in and that ’s a fact that will haunt me foreverhttps://t.co/VoR3YsCmD1pic.twitter.com/mh68AyKiDk
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https://t.co/4h3FZpRa9Xpic.twitter.com/jzGnbhjtYW
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this is the sort of adieu note you write in the card of the person leave in your first week of workhttps://t.co/GYswBqNlRr
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Brooklyn Beckham is now start the No10 Flickr accountpic.twitter.com/GCF9HqtSQv
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On the Elizabeth Line , got held at a red signaling and the tannoy human beings said ‘ just gon na be held here for 45 second ’ and everyone get going YELLING like I nearly settle off my chairwoman , then he elucidate it was four TO five minutes and everyone unclenched their jaw loool
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This was a bit embarrassingpic.twitter.com/uw7aJllu8S
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The name’spic.twitter.com/cMuZC16OiB
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It ’s timehttps://t.co/pDmIL3XvBGpic.twitter.com/Of4IlVIqId
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I just ca n’t wait for this to be a cardinal cultural women’s rightist texthttps://t.co/WE4OKSQDmY
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See if a was to go to Australia I ’d make ma first insta post upside down . I mean that would be really curious
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Even the dog see the assignment!pic.twitter.com / fKWfWD7XuC
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He looks just like his mumhttps://t.co/uTUVxpl5Zs
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https://t.co/82Ktl40eBepic.twitter.com/aOrV1L0xCR
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There ’s only one newsman you ’d want for this storypic.twitter.com/uSW0wES5Yr
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Just discoverer that Tina Turner follows six people on Instagram and one of them … is Cheryl?!?pic.twitter.com / q8tTGhGtRE
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Beyoncé is so real for this . Get it down ya gerl xpic.twitter.com/2VyM7MIOk3
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When Phillip Schofield rocks up on TV again for The Soap Awards next calendar month like nothing ’s happened xpic.twitter.com/nH0etmtlGv
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When someone says your name 25 minute into a Teams meetingpic.twitter.com/d4ls3bm2kd
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Do n’t pursue any genuine human emotion because it might take away from your career in life train / copywritinghttps://t.co/uBCBEt5iMh
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Another successful eve cooking with turmericpic.twitter.com/5WEMsuaA3 one thousand
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This is the best acres factor acting we ’ve ever regard on Homes Under the Hammer . Felt like I was check a previously never mentioned remote cousin character get onto one of the soaps.pic.twitter.com/1k6OfHeCam
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They ’ve manage to hit a flavor of honouring the memory of the previous Philip Schofield who as you may have try is still with us.https://t.co/ctEJzOpLCB
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A boy from my schooltime went to the same Uni as me and he told all my Uni mates that when ofsted come to our school I wore a tuxedo
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🔃 🔒 https://t.co/V11Qbw197Spic.twitter.com/J5axFmNQ0C
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Phillip Schofield in his meeting with ITVpic.twitter.com/gDYwbRV9mv
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forgot to partake in . what my nephew ’s birthday cake was meant to look like vs how it turned up . his name is zayeem btwpic.twitter.com/jcWkOCmPig
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just learned that Australian call the salvation army “ the salvos”https://t.co / hCTTw9d484pic.twitter.com / EBCHBHaiDS
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Potentially the world ’s gentle game of cluedo go on in my building ’s groupchat todaypic.twitter.com/qrjwwCMYW6
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when you leave some press out in the kitchen overnight by mistakehttps://t.co/dSMN94S8B3
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This is the most 2003 building in London , if not the worldpic.twitter.com/qm34qlirGA
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Ca n’t stop thinking about Anne Widdecombe almost breaking her neck on Sooty & Friends while ride on a ghost train.pic.twitter.com/TFCSAt8HNz
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