Okay , but what if I meet the LOVE OF MY LIFE ?
1 . Imagine if I could ever run on time for a social effect . Like , ever .
2.Welllll , I pretend public transport is out , Uber is in .
3 . But I did order myself I ’d save money this hebdomad .
4 . I tell myself that every week .
5 . Is it … time ? Do I lastly dive into Uber Pool ?
6 . Oh god , what if I have to talk to people ?
7 . really that ’d be a large pre - party warmup .
8 . OK , it issomuch cheaper to travel via Uber Pool and it ’s only a couple of minute aside .
9 . How have I never done this before ?
10 . in all likelihood because the thought of speak to strangers sometimes score me feel like I ’m back in primary school day , with Mum telling me I can go up and dictate the pink sprinkled sinker at the counter by myself , like a big girl , but I want her to come up with me — and also order for me .
11 . hold off , what if I share a ride with someone whodoestalk to me ?
12 . Or what if … I match my fresh expert friend .
13 . OH MY GOD , what if I take on my soulmate ?
14 . " How did you guys meet , a dating app ? "
15 . " No , no , actually we locked oculus for the first time … in our Uber Pool drive . "
16 . This is the sports meeting - cute I merit .
17 . Has there been a movie made about hoi polloi pass in love on an Uber Pool trip ? There should be .
18 . OK , here goes nothing , I ’m doing it , goodbye social anxiety , hello Uber Pool .
19 . I ’m the first one here , phew .
20 . Oop , OK we ’re picking up someone on the way !
21 . Do I see fine ?
22 . This is nowhere almost as bad as I thought .
23 . The humble lecture is n’t even awful , me , my new Uber Pool BFF and the driver are about to become the three skilful admirer anyone could ever have .
24 . Ca n’t think I ’ve been justifying that public transport is easier this whole fourth dimension like a idiot .
25 . I ’m going to take an Uber Pool misstep home after the party and see if I get one of those rides with neon lights .
26 . Am I more excited to Uber Pool home Charles William Post - party than go to the actual party ?
27 . Yes . Yes I am .
28 . Should I just get out at my goal and then re - order an Uber Pool stumble home ?
29 . No , that might be pushing it .
30 . My friend are n’t even going to conceive I ’m finally on meter and not talking about being sting in a tunnel on a train .
31 . good-by to my new booster , delight your Saturday eventide .
32 . Would it be unearthly to say " I ’ll miss you " ?
33 . I wo n’t say that . Maybe we ’ll deal an Uber Pool cod home together .
34 . mayhap we ’ll exchange friendly relationship bracelets .
35 . Would it be bad if I took an Uber Pool misstep to work every time it rained now ?
36 . I think I ’m extend to do it .
37 . It feels like carpooling on a school head trip , I ’m nostalgic AF .
38 . Plus , it ’s got to be better for the environment than me drive my undivided As around in a car .
39 . Look at me , doing my part to ease over-crowding on the roads . A scrupulous king .
40 . Oooh , mayhap with the nest egg I made get here , I can Uber Pool my way via drive - thru on the way home .
41 . And that ’s on being financially savvy . Thanks Uber Pool !
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- Compared to the equivalent UberX fare for your head trip , when you portion out your ride with others heading in the same counseling .
