That ’s a tough break , right there . really tough .
If you just had an absolutely horrible May, just remember…
1.The person who added a little extra grit and flavor to their pie:
2.The person who almost accomplished the incredible:
3.The person who got this sandwich for ANTS:
4.The person who’s the proud owner of a brand-new car:
5.The person who’s probably furiously Googling if AppleCare covers industrial accidents:
6.The person who will rue the day they forgot about Paving Day:
7.The person who had this Looney Toons-esque series of events happen to them:
8.The person who isn’t going anywhere anytime soon:
9.The person whose imagination will be working overtime tonight:
10.The person whose idea of eight inches clearly does not match their barber’s:
11.The person who was kind enough to lay a nice coat of paint on the self-checkout machine:
12.The person who will never, ever leave their car’s top down again:
13.The person who was in a huge rush to get downstairs:
14.The person whose iPhone isn’t looking great:
15.The person whose neighbors apparently really know how to party:
16.The person with the stickiest floor this side of the mighty Mississippi:
17.The person who loves their neighbor very much, I’m sure:
18.The person whose glasses are now 20,000 leagues under the toilet water:
19.The person who at least got some nice clay out of this transaction:
20.The person who will never, ever be able to go home:
21.The person who will never leave home without referencing five different weather apps:
22.The person who got paint EVERYWHERE:
23.The person who got to have a nice, up-close, and personal interaction with their fellow traveler:
24.The person who bought this monitor for ANTS:
25.The person whose kettle went to the great big tea set in the sky:
26.The person who is pioneering fly couture:
27.The person who had one attempt and guessed very, very wrong:
28.The person who will not be able to sleep until that strip is finished:
29.The person whose car now belongs to forces beyond their control:
30.The person whose neighbors have basked the entire neighborhood in blinding light:
31.The person who will remain stinky:
32.The person whose car got a fresh coat of “white-out”:
33.The person who found out a really interesting fact about their body:
34.The person whose headphone is now one with the city:
35.The person who’s eating some fine spatula goop for dinner tonight:
36.The person who lost yet another battle in the eternal war against cacti:
37.The person whose expensive watch has a tiiiiiny little scratch:
38.The person who might want to try puttin' that thing in reverse:
39.The person who got a little extra treat at the bottom of their dinner:
40.The person whose package is juuuust a bit bent:
41.The person whose candle is taking over their entire bathroom:
42.The person whose cheese fries make me want to cheese dies:
43.The person whose car accident went from bad to incomprehensibly horrible:
44.The person whose eggs seem to have created a portal to Hell:
45.The person who massacred an entire family of flies in their coffee:
46.The person whose cast iron pan just became a goop iron pan:
47.The person whose favorite protein powder got a nice high five:
48.The person who likes their poultry well-done:
49.The person who will never whack weeds so haphazardly ever again:
50.And the person who learned one of life’s most valuable and important lessons the hard way:
