Yikes to the max .
If you just had yourself an absolutely terrible month, just remember…
1.The person who also experienced a fate worse than death:
2.The person who had to sit behind the iPhone equivalent of high beams during a movie:
3.The person who might want to run the heat for a few minutes:
4.The person who’s about to solve the world’s worst mystery:
5.The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast:
6.The person with the best-smelling wall in all the land:
7.The person who I’m afraid just blue themself:
8.The person who got to see the new Mario movie and play This Little Piggy with a stranger:
9.The person who bought a record fit for a (very, very, very, very tiny) king:
10.The person who had a little friend say hello in the bathroom:
11.The person whose toothbrush must now be laid to rest:
12.The person whose gloves are no longer their gloves:
13.The person with a very delicious floor:
14.The person who created a death ray in their bathroom:
15.The person whose AirPod evidently does not float down there:
16.The person who learned a very, very valuable lesson:
17.The person who loves their cats very much, I’m sure:
18.The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:
19.The person who picked quite possibly the worst place to drill:
20.The person who lost the race to their dinner:
21.The person whose stress ball just caused a whole lot more stress:
22.The person whose friend’s shoes will be sticking to their passenger seat until the end of time:
23.The person who unearthed this rare artifact:
24.The person whose car is now super hydrated:
25.The person who got a little extra seasoning in their dinner:
26.The person whose roofer was kind enough to say hello:
27.The person who gave their dryer a cool new maker:
28.The person who let their car take a quick little dip:
29.The person who got a chicken sandwich very rich in iron:
30.The person whose earbud is now one with nature:
31.The person whose pen went absolutely nuclear in their pants:
32.The person who had to escalate things to a whole new level at the laundromat:
33.The person whose package is bent. Very bent:
34.The person who gave their towel a nice, new, funky design:
35.The person who invented the flycolate chip cookie:
36.The person who found Grandpa’s mustache crawling around their pillow:
37.The person with the luckiest lunch around:
38.The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing:
39.The person who had this absolute tragedy happen to their sangria:
40.The person with perhaps the wrinkliest hands in existence:
41.The person who unfortunately had to share the rest of their nectarine with the inhabitants of its pit:
42.The person who will be walking everywhere for the foreseeable future:
43.The person who must be on a hidden camera show:
44.The person who will be enjoying a delicious dish of baked controller tonight:
45.The person who is getting off to an awful start with their new roommate:
46.The person whose dryer was violently attacked:
47.The person who is currently experiencing a fate worse than death:
48.The person who let a little yellow spider get their dental hygiene in check:
49.The person who got a little extra protein with their burger:
50.And the person whose home is apparently being attacked by a 14th-century king:
