" My boyfriend had to make over some of his law schooltime applications bc he check yes to LGBTQA he cerebrate A stood for friend . "
Half of May is done, so you know it’s time for me to share some of the funniest viral jokes on Twitter that you’ve probably missed. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the account that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better !
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The face I make before I say “ fuck is u talkin bout ? ! ” 😭 pic.twitter.com/W2fWa8U9An
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5 - year - old : judge what ? Today in school someone ’s EYE broke unresolved . Me : What???5 - class - previous : I ’m done telling this story .
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When you endeavor to sneeze but ya nozzle playing gamespic.twitter.com/mx6kqKHj5P
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Laptop ’s barrage fire : 1 hour 59 minutesremainingLaptop after 20minspic.twitter.com/pEA8UszqtV
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me while my supporter are still laughing at the caper i just toldpic.twitter.com/EuCSZl0Zyb
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you “ notify anyway ” bitches will burn in hell .
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😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/khVaFKCyX5
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me when my mom starts being rude to the soul that ’s just adjudicate to do their jobpic.twitter.com/SBkmVQ4VNg
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i be watching movies like i m youtuber react to a picture
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just watched a world literally flip a coin on a move caravan and release a impinging labeled " ABSOLUTELY NOT " and text them " hey " with a slutty amount of Ys
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interviewer : what do u bring to the tableme : potato salad if it ’s like a folk thinginterviewer : i mean to workme : [ clearing my throat ] i would work unconstipated white potato . none of that funny business
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on god bro we gon get you a humor stabilizer
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thispic.twitter.com/32TZSYSm8Xhttps://t.co/48vVHtOjHI
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The stories I used to listen on these tablespic.twitter.com/7Mo7kFWmqQ
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i respect a girlfriend that will get a coca cola wit dinner like yaa .. u like to have playfulness
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me after posting on instagrampic.twitter.com/2zNF774vI6
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idk why people kvetch about law-breaking waves . crime is how you keep rent down . everybody need 90s pull but y’ all too pussy for XC crime
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to a crisphttps://t.co/QWbSJ3T82qpic.twitter.com/jwnY8B3S6R
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Whenever someone has “ ny / nj ” in their bio … .Yk where they really livepic.twitter.com/jhagAOmnF0
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Where you live in a Ananas comosus ? ? ? ? ? https://t.co/zHDlqYvtmc
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Me every clock time a friend tells me they give-up the ghost on a datepic.twitter.com/kgahxRGMuR
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“ I do n’t bottom often”pic.twitter.com/4tvuiZHY9U
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subway footlongs are $ 13https://t.co/bkqW7vD56e
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me in my room thinking about how to get richpic.twitter.com/mEW386BWUU
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me after make my bf nutpic.twitter.com/cCS2Xb5FzU
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stop normalize the dweeb and normalize whatever this ispic.twitter.com/2AJCjb3DqX
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when i put “ ? ? ? ” In a conversation , this is exactly my face behind the phonepic.twitter.com/uLNrAT4JlZ
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Some guy rope just woke me up at my gearing stop when I was headed home from work and was like hey I know this is your stop because we ’ve talked on Grindr before . And that ? That ’s biotic community honey
31.
my beau had to remodel some of his law school app bc he chink yes to LGBTQA he thought A stood for friend 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
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please do n’t make me give handbill i ’m just a 23 class one-time teenage girl
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when u get home from study and fully zone out scroll thru ur telephone set for entirely too foresightful that ’s called your zoney baloney hour and everyone is entitle to at least 1 a day
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Y’all . Why I was displume up in church building today . Literally like charge up , ugly holler during service …. WHY in the world would this gentleman’s gentleman sit down behind me tap me on the berm and ask me " Did that tattoo on your neck hurt?" …. pic.twitter.com / socwaMZLi0
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This pic got me crying cause why was he doing her like this?????pic.twitter.com / AIBNjsc3Qz
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Y’all look at my “ plug”pic.twitter.com/eyguEuCGKl
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they call me zac the way i be wondering what the efron with me 💯
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me tapping his profile that posit “ NO TAPS”pic.twitter.com/ou1PmgBfy3
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“ Eric , no ! ” 🤣 🧜 🏽 ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / cQf3jTtVXu
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how you homophobic but you do ketamine
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me in the mirror when the kit come out the way i planned it in my headpic.twitter.com/7wzzKQq3TS
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A young lady can curate a mood but it takes a woman to give birth a VIBE
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Oh he got my fucking .. pic.twitter.com / COq9TygPoi
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I ’m done eating edibles why me and my first cousin riding around reckon for me
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Five months into 2023 and year of 2020 still speak about having no promenade . HEAL ! ! !
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I know it smelled crazy in there.pic.twitter.com/2LqbspOYqA
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these bozo ar e my defender angelspic.twitter.com/pkxH7Ku8aW
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god interdict a cleaning woman want to date a questionable man
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my mammy is a lawyer and when i was like 13 we got in an argument and she by chance call me " your honour " . never really come back from that one .
