" Behind every hot girl is a deep chronicle withThe Hunger Games . "
May has come to an end, and summer is finally upon us! There were so many great jokes on the internet this month, so enjoy some of the best and funniest tweets from this May:
And follow the account that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even effective !
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People nowadays are like yeah I do coke , adderall , K , whippits , heroin , hurrying … but get that WEED the nookie away from me
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As long as we rest remote when y’ all break up ❤ ️https://t.co / wZ2r4G0Mtt
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tbh this is how i am on dating appspic.twitter.com/QYjHtOAMLL
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to be jerk is human — to be milked , godly
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need to make more gay friend in nyc…pic.twitter.com/ow9s4nx3IM
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i remember a few year ago this lady friend i wanted needed her tv mounted so i offered and she ring me at 4 am secern me it fall off the wall and i blocked her number
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I opine i m hard to want to escort because I so have the deportment of a full cousin
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people would rather TOP a TWINK than STOP and THINK
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my only squawk about the niggling mermaid ( 2023 ) was king triton pretermit two large details that i think are essential to his character…pic.twitter.com/SuE1LRvCnB
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that s crazypic.twitter.com/7OBuRtvzM7
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doxxing people in the 1700s was like “ guard ! ! ! 👉 he went thataway ! ”
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“ Eric , no ! ” 🤣 🧜 🏽 ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / cQf3jTtVXu
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me pushing the lil kids out the mode to see the slight mermaidpic.twitter.com/HTqTf5OvjM
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If you have 😭 as your most used emoji then you really gay af like I really do n’t know what to evidence you
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this is badpic.twitter.com/HhxMopkwie
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Hey thanks so much for receive me out ! What do you think of me ? Do you think I ’m cool ? Did you like attend out with me ? Was I fun ?
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behind every red-hot fille is a deep history with the hungriness game
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detest when straight the great unwashed apply the term " partner " .. consider you was fuckin on sock whole clock time you was fuckin on STEPHEN …
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the little girl next me in the dramatic art learn my grown ass cry during the little mermaidpic.twitter.com/xF2QgmiU85
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what in the hellpic.twitter.com/pmuXXpa9YM
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Pll was so proficient cause they ’d have 18 year older Herbert Spencer diffuse a bomb in 5 moment and you would n’t even question it you ’d just be like hm yea she is the smart onepic.twitter.com/e9huuZudjT
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your honor my client involve to take his bereal
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dreaming blunt rotationpic.twitter.com/7VRLnSJ1dP
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I am in line at McDonald ’s right now , and I ordered just a Diet Coke and the guy working , in the most monotone representative goes , “ it ’s classical , iconic , know all over the world . ”
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Why would Keke Palmer say this to John Stamos about going to Disney World 😂 😭 pic.twitter.com/ndQFhrTqLK
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Good morningpic.twitter.com/h1p899nUBb
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The real dubiousness is , what is hold up doing for me???!!!https://t.co / vofUPWdoJi
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i get on the mic and say “ what is this .. a bernie smoother rallying ? ? ” and everyone laughshttps://t.co/euT8UXaQxO
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Uncut men when you give them a little kisspic.twitter.com/FFVJIckC0q
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i be vibing to sectionalisation and then remember she ’s talking about jay z….pic.twitter.com/pLl30GGkSv
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monthly reminder not to post that textual matter btw ☠ ️☠️☠️pic.twitter.com/txg4ErGDN4
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she ’s a 10 but she audibly gasps whenever she hear a one direction vocal playing while out in populace
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The brass I make before I say “ fuck is uracil talkin binge ? ! ” 😭 pic.twitter.com/W2fWa8U9An
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5 - year - former : judge what ? Today in school someone ’s EYE broke loose . Me : What???5 - twelvemonth - old : I ’m done say this story .
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When you attempt to sneeze but ya nose playing gamespic.twitter.com/mx6kqKHj5P
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Laptop ’s battery : 1 hour 59 minutesremainingLaptop after 20minspic.twitter.com/pEA8UszqtV
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me while my acquaintance are still express joy at the gag i just toldpic.twitter.com/EuCSZl0Zyb
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you “ notify anyway ” bitch will cauterize in hell .
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😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/khVaFKCyX5
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me when my mom begin being primitive to the somebody that ’s just trying to do their jobpic.twitter.com/SBkmVQ4VNg
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i be find out flick like i m youtuber reacting to a picture
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just watched a human beings literally tack a coin on a moving train and unblock a contact labeled " ABSOLUTELY NOT " and text them " hey " with a slutty amount of Ys
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interviewer : what do u bring to the tableme : potato salad if it ’s like a family thinginterviewer : i mean to workme : [ clear my throat ] i would bestow regular potatoes . none of that laughable line
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on god bro we gon get you a mood stabilizer
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thispic.twitter.com/32TZSYSm8Xhttps://t.co/48vVHtOjHI
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The stories I used to get wind on these tablespic.twitter.com/7Mo7kFWmqQ
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i respect a girl that will get a coca cola wit dinner party like yaa .. uranium like to have fun
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me after posting on instagrampic.twitter.com/2zNF774vI6
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idk why people sound off about crime wave . law-breaking is how you keep rent miserable . everybody wants 90 rent but y’ all too pussy for 90s crime
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to a crisphttps://t.co/QWbSJ3T82qpic.twitter.com/jwnY8B3S6R
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Whenever someone has “ ny / nj ” in their bio … .Yk where they really livepic.twitter.com/jhagAOmnF0
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Me every time a friend tells me they live on a datepic.twitter.com/kgahxRGMuR
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Where you live in a pineapple plant ? ? ? ? ? https://t.co/zHDlqYvtmc
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“ I do n’t bottom often”pic.twitter.com/4tvuiZHY9U
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tube footlongs are $ 13https://t.co/bkqW7vD56e
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me in my room conceive about how to get richpic.twitter.com/mEW386BWUU
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me after making my bf nutpic.twitter.com/cCS2Xb5FzU
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Y’all . Why I was tore up in church service today . Literally like tore up , ugly squall during help …. WHY in the world would this Isle of Man sit behind me tap me on the shoulder and ask me " Did that tattoo on your neck hurt?" …. pic.twitter.com / socwaMZLi0
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when u get home from study and fully zone out scrolling thru ur telephone set for solely too long that ’s call your zoney boloney 60 minutes and everyone is entitled to at least 1 a day
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Some guy just wake me up at my train stop when I was headed home from body of work and was like hey I know this is your arrest because we ’ve talk on Grindr before . And that ? That ’s residential district love
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stop temper the drudgery and renormalize whatever this ispic.twitter.com/2AJCjb3DqX
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when i put “ ? ? ? ” In a conversation , this is exactly my expression behind the phonepic.twitter.com/uLNrAT4JlZ
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my boyfriend had to reconstruct some of his law school app bc he stop yes to LGBTQA he thought A stand for friend 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
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how you homophobic but you do ketamine
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please do n’t make me pay off bills i ’m just a 23 yr previous teenage girl
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This pic get me shout out cause why was he doing her like this?????pic.twitter.com / AIBNjsc3Qz
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me in the mirror when the outfit came out the manner i design it in my headpic.twitter.com/7wzzKQq3TS
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Y’all look at my “ plug”pic.twitter.com/eyguEuCGKl
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they call me zac the elbow room i be wondering what the efron with me 💯
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me tapping his profile that state “ NO TAPS”pic.twitter.com/ou1PmgBfy3
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A fille can curate a modality but it carry a fair sex to birth a VIBE
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I roll in the hay it smelled wild in there.pic.twitter.com/2LqbspOYqA
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Oh he make my buns .. pic.twitter.com / COq9TygPoi
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god forbid a woman require to date a questionable valet
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these guys ar e my protector angelspic.twitter.com/pkxH7Ku8aW
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Five months into 2023 and course of study of 2020 still talking about having no promenade . HEAL ! ! !
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my mom is a lawyer and when i was like 13 we fuck off in an debate and she accidentally call me " your honour " . never really hail back from that one .
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I ’m done eating comestible why me and my cousin riding around looking for me
