I ’m assure proscribe deliciousness everywhere .
I can’t get enough ofr/forbiddensnacks, which is one of my all-time favorite subreddits as well an oddly comforting collection of internet absurdity.
Sometimes we see matter that legitimately look like theyshouldtaste delicious , but logically we bang they are n’t meant for human expenditure . That ’s what this subreddit is for . I have misplace genuine human hours of my day perusing the bedamn fare of food - like meaning .
Please enjoy this list of 17 seemingly delectable treats that I’m honestly upset I can’t actually consume:
1.Detailing Kit? Nah man, that’s a party size bag of Cheetos Jumbo Puffs and I’m ready to cronch.
2.I’m finger lickin' furious this rock isn’t actually fried chicken.
3.We represent the lollipop guild and the poison control unit.
4.For when you want to creak open a cold one.
5.What do you mean I can’t grill up these bad boys on a hot summer’s day? Spontaneous combustion? I thought you said Scrumptious Consumption.
6.I know this is actually a rock but, like, I want a corner piece. Thanks!
7.With some soy sauce and wasabi on the side? Pass me the chopsticks and please don’t look me in the eyes.
8.Where can I find this on the Late Night Taco Bell Cravings Menu? Asking for a friend.
9.Ahh, I’m so sorry to say this but I actually ordered my steak medium rare.
10.These are for sure some monster-ella sticks, but look at that gorgeous cheese pull.
11.I cut off a nice piece of this powdered sugary brownie for you. Pls, enjoy.
12.Ready to whip up some authentic Italian Rubbercini Alfredo.
13.Honestly loving this honey baked home decor.
14.I yearn for the floral nectar.
15.Nature’s glizzys are called “Cattails”, and I know this corndog plant looks tempting to bite into, but you will IMMEDIATELY regret it.
16.Once you pop, the fun don’t stop! At least not until the store owner says to stop eating chairs and then threatens to call the police.
17.And finally, Oodles of Oh No-dles.
Wow, what a silly feast this was.
H / T : r / forbiddensnacks
