" I used to require my Logos about his school Clarence Shepard Day Jr. until one day he was like , ' Mom , I just wanna watch the world go by . ' " — @DMBreaux1017
If you’re a parent, you’ve probably had a child tell you something wild that made you question reality. And when you ask followup questions, they refuse to elaborate.
Which is why, when author/editor/parentKristen Mulrooneytweeted about this phenomenon, it totally resonated with people.
5 - year - erstwhile : Guess what ? Today in school someone ’s EYE break open . Me : What???5 - year - old : I ’m done telling this story .
The responses to Kristen’s tweet were filled with people sharing similar experiences and begging for her to get more information from her 5-year-old. These are some of the best replies:
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I volunteer at my kids ’ school and a kindergartener told me “ my mamma used to have two butts , but now she just has one . ” I did n’t know how to be like “ say me more about your mom ’s nates ” without getting kicked off campus . It haunt me to this day that I do n’t have more detail .
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When my daughter was in first tier she tell her instructor ‘ My mommy observe all in babies in the loo ’ . I was mortified when I find out . fortunately the teacher knew I taught cpr so empathize my girl ’s argument .
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My niece is well-nigh 6 , when she was younger she just say " my brother is dead . “She does n’t have a brother … it was really uncanny lol
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I once told my dad " I wanna pull your eyeball out and face through them " . I mean that I desire to witness his color blindness , but he was intelligibly horrified 😂
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My then 6 yr old cousin once shouted , “ my body is on fire ” I consort panicking only to realize he had a fever and his hand was on his neck 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
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First grader when I did day care : " I do n’t believe in uterus . “His mom was v pregnant at the fourth dimension . I consider he intend universes but how do you even ask?Maybe he know exactly what he was saying and was dreading losing his youngest comrade position .
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I work in a day care and once a 4yo picked up a little pig toy and said „ the pig is like a bus “ but he either could n’t or did n’t want to explain further
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I used to ask my son about his school twenty-four hours until one day he was like “ Mom , I just wanna view the world go by”https://t.co / Aoj5VL33ZZ
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At age 5 , my Logos ‘ excogitate ’ my key signature . What an age.https://t.co/UXNhawLoL7pic.twitter.com/BigbcIiJz0
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My 3 year old goes “ daddy , mummy is rust my babe ” She means I ’m feed the babyhttps://t.co/QRBZwuVfKn
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My neighbour had a breast rhytidectomy and her 8 yo daughter told her teacher that her mummy “ had her knocker shortened ” .
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I adopted my girl as a single mamma . I found out one day that she was tell apart Kyd at school day that her pappa had been run through by a bear . 🤦 🏻 ♀ ️
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When I was in grade school we all need to count any prison term we heard that another Kyd had crack his head subject . I was always expecting it to be like a low egg and disappointed because it was always just a cut .
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You mean … a Heelie ?
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When my petty full cousin meet my ( 5”7 ) X who had long hair he asked “ are you a tall dame or a little serviceman ? ” Ex bf say “ fiddling man ” and lil cuz just said “ hmm … no . ” And would not elaborate 😂
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Once when my daughter was about 6 years old she tell me that her friend had given her some speed at school . It took about half an time of day of me coaxing out further entropy to take that it was in fact some beads that her acquaintance had given her at school .
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At 4 my daughter convinced her pre - k course of study that her daddy was eaten by a shark . We are a 2 mom mob ( never a dada in the word-painting ) . Several Thomas Kid were shout as they ran to the teacher . Did n’t find out about it until the last Clarence Day of school months subsequently . Now she ’s a dramaturgy kid . 😏
H/T@missmulrooney
