I really just ca n’t get enough of the Hilaria Baldwin " make to be Spanish " saga , like it ’s essentially catnip for me .
In case you haven’t been following theHilaria Baldwincircus, let me fill you in real quick!
In 2020, Hilariawas accusedof pretending to be Spanish, like, from Spain.
Her official bio said she was born in Mallorca, Spain.
There are compilations of her speaking in a Spanish accent.
And my personal favorite was the time she couldn’t remember how to say “cucumber.”
Ultimately, people found out her birth name is Hillary Hayward-Thomas and she’s from Boston.
The whole thing was super weird.
Hilaria : “ I always said I was from Boston”Alec Baldwin : “ My wife is from Spain”pic.twitter.com/cpQscCKoqO
And eventually Hilaria came kind of clean about it all.
Hilaria Baldwin announces social media fracture after incur backlash and spark memes for ‘ faking ’ her Spanish inheritance and accent . Hilaria Baldwin has now confessed that her tangible name is ‘ Hillary ’ and she was really born in Boston not Majorca.pic.twitter.com/2s7aYahlrL
Now that you’re caught up on the clownery, let’s talk aboutAmy Schumer.
In her new Netflix comedy special,Emergency Contact, Amy says she met Hilaria backstage atSNL. Hilaria introduced herself in “a very thick Spanish accent from Spain” as “Hilaria from España."
“They have a von Trapp amount of children and they named them all, I’m not sure, but very Spanish names like Jamón, Croqueta, and Flamenco," Amy went on.
“All of this would be fine and beautiful, except that ‘Hilaria from España’ is actually Hillary from Boston. This woman is in no way Spanish. Her parents are not from Spain. No one in her life is from Spain," she said.
“I’m not trying to bully a sociopath, I have a point okay?” she emphasized.
“I can not tell you how much her family is not from Spain. They were early settlers in the US. I’m not fucking with you, they were on the Mayflower. That’s how much this chick is from Boston,” she went on.
“I think what happened was she went to Spain. I have been lucky enough to go to Spain. It’s great. Don’t you love it? I loved it, too. But Hillary from Boston fucking loooooooooooved it,” Amy continued. “I am going to BE from it,” Amy said in a thick Spanish accent pretending to be Hilaria.
Amy summed it all up: “My point is that this woman, since she met her husband, has straight-up pretended she is from Spain, and her husband shot someone."
“Now stay with me! Stay with me. My point is that neither of them give a fu*k. Find someone who can stand you,” she finished.
As someone who has also been to Spain and loved it, I guess she has a point!
Now let’s worry about the important things, like if Hilaria learned what these things are:
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