" hazard it was n’t the President ’s Choice "
Canada’s most famous billionaire nepo-baby (and most notably… commercial star) is officially stepping down as President and CEO of Loblaw Companies Ltd.
While he’s not actually going that far (he’s still the chairman of Loblaw Companies), Canadians are still celebrating the axing of our nation’s most infamous price gouger. Here are the Twitter reactions:
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At least Loblaws is being honest about why Galen Weston is stepping down .
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Galen Westen is being replaced as the drumhead of Loblaw by someone named …. Per Bank . The computer simulation . It glitches .
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Loblaws CEO Galen Weston uses AI ikon generator to create Per Bank to supervene upon himself as CEO . 😂
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I wonder if he got grounded , too .
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@blogTO Galen Weston should have stepped down around 10 years ago when @PresChoice completely ruined their veggie lasagna . What they did to it years ago should be consider vicious .
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Galen Weston is stepping down as Loblaw ’s CEO so he can spend more character time with his cardigan .
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pause : Galen Weston hire stunt double to answer hard questions for him .
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Loblaws really just swapped out Galen Weston for a No Frills / Zehrs Danish version of Galen Weston and thought we would n’t notice .
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In an attempt to look more human , loblaws has replaced Galen Weston with a man literally named Mr. Bank
loblaws # boo # hiss
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break :
Galen Weston stepping down to spend more meter swimming in Olympic sized swim pool make full with hundred buck broadsheet and gold bars .
cdnpoli
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Mr. Bank is set to supersede Galen Weston as Loblaw CEO in 2024 .
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Guess it was n’t the Presidents Choice
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Galen Weston in 2024 probably : " Well gosh , do n’t ask me . I do n’t run that company anymore . Now where ’s my ivory backscratcher ! ? "
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Galen Weston really deal his pay raise and cut . What a beef
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Free screenplay estimate : a Looper - type film where Galen and Per Bank must fight to the death over the future tense of price gouging . https://t.co/Q8blEaCAj8
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" Per Bank " has to be the most capitalist name to ever survive . I ask someone to interview his parent and sympathise the naming thought process asap . https://t.co/12RHEQsaxM
While we know this change won’t do much for his wallet (or ours for that matter re: grocery prices), it definitely is an end of an era. And perhaps an end to his career as a commercial star too. Let us know what you think down below!
