Every Cast Member Of "The Real Housewives Of New Jersey", Ranked From "Absolute Trainwreck" To "Queen Of The Garden State"

lease me assure you something aboutThe genuine Housewives of New Jersey . These lady are like my fambly ( and some of them may be thieves ) .

Since the dawn of time,* philosophers have asked, “What makes a good Real Housewife?” Is it their likability? Relatability? How entertaining they are?

In an attempt to answer this question once and for all, I’m ranking all 17 main cast members onTheReal HousewivesofNew Jerseyfrom worst to best.

The qualities that make a great housewife are sort of ineffable, and they’re definitely subjective. This ranking will take both my opinion and the general public consensus into account.

My darling all have a beneficial equipoise of candor , wit , and interesting storyline . Other hoi polloi love watch over wealthy , mussy , vulnerable , unapologetic women with interesting jobs , heartwarming families , and a total lack of ego - knowingness .

mention : I am specifically ranking the housewives based on how impactful , iconic , and entertaining their clip on the show was , NOT their off - camera natural process . Several of these women have tell and done sincerely unjustifiable things off - sieve , and this ranking does not in any manner condone their horrific behavior .