I am so , so gloomy for this one .
Something filthy is trending, and I’m sorry to be the bearer of nasty news, but if I had to see, then so do you!
It’s “gooch grease.”
Yesterday, the term started trending on Twitter.
Why is gooch grease trending …. pic.twitter.com / ZogN9trHvy
And let’s just say no one was happy about it.
It all started with this Fox 26 trend story about the funky goo.
Some man use maxi pads for spare ' gooch grease’https://t.co / ri14LyoHRFpic.twitter.com / RO5hw0YH2l
Then they did a whole news segment about it.
Top trending topic in the US is gooch grease?!pic.twitter.com/76vBq6Rrdl
Fox 26 describes “gooch grease” as a “male hygiene problem.”
“It’s described as a combination of lint, sweat, and feces between a man’s butt and balls,” Isiah Carey said on his showIsiah Factor Uncensored.
“The problem is so bad for some men, according to some reports, they now have to use women’s maxi pads to stop the mixture from messing up their underwear,” he said.
Yep, it’s essentially FUNKY TAINT GOO.
People are, well…they’re mortified!
Gooch lubricating oil is a nauseating term.https://t.co/2eBoGEN9Xk
From aching stomachs…
“ Gooch stain ” made my abdomen hurthttps://t.co/PQ0DXjxbTH
…to “this year is going straight to hell.”
Gooch stain … this year is function straight to perdition 😭
I am just disgusted.
I do n’t wanna get it on why gooch grease is trendingpic.twitter.com/vHKcjoKO4 K
Moral of the story? Wash your butt, dudes!!!
