A perfect reaction can be profoundly beautiful .

1.On planes:

2.On kidneys:

3.On eggs:

4.On nightmares:

5.On staying power:

6.On bees:

7.On tea:

8.On the battle of the century:

9.On darts:

10.On clothes:

11.On hit men:

12.On lifetime supplies:

13.On superpowers:

14.On “take out”:

15.On the unstoppable passage of time:

16.On incredible coincidences:

17.On insecurity:

18.And on escalators:

Study that shows most men think they can land a plane and someone responds i could land it but everyone would perish

Someone says they were born with one big kidney and someone responds by calling it an adultney

Pictures of eggs that fell over and someone responds that fell over easy

Someone says a woman's biggest fear is a late marriage and someone responds "Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake bites my vagina but okay"

Someone asks what makes you last long in bed and someone responds turning off the alarm clock

Priority Mail box with writing saying "Definitely not bees," and someone responds "Well at least it's not bees"

Someone makes a pun about leaves: China, 2,500 years ago: "What should we put in this boiling water?" Answer: "Leaves"; Question: "Did he ever come back and answer the question?"

Poll about who would win a baby or a different baby, and everyone picks a different baby, which has the poll taker asking why everyone is so sure

Someone says spell dart backwards and someone says they turned around and spelled it

Someone asks what you can't do naked and someone says wear clothes

Someone asks for the worst time to be killed by a hit man and the response is while tripping putting on undies

Someone tells a story about having a lifetime supply until an owner died and someone says so the lifetime was the owner's, not yours

Someone says shapeshifting is the best power and gives a list of things you can do, like turn into a "mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house at night," and someone says "This took a weird turn, but I'm still on board"

Someone points out that "take out" means food, dating, and murder, and someone says a praying mantis can make all three happen

Someone says people born in 2000 should be 12–14 and they're not, and that's how fucked up the world is, and someone responds that the older this post gets, the funnier it becomes

Someone asks for a "one in a million" story and someone responds "I used a random number generator for 1 to 1 million and got 382,927"

someone asks what screams insecure and someone responds http

Someone tells a bizarre story about the man his brother thought operated escalators underneath them, and his brother thought he was their real father named James