" My ( 27F ) young man ( 28 M ) wo n’t block off say he ’s ' microdosing pants ' whenever he wears drawers . "
1.This person who brought an air mattress to the airport:
2.This person who accidentally left money in their clothes before washing them:
3.This boyfriend’s use of the English language:
My ( 27F ) boyfriend ( 28 M ) wo n’t stop saying he ’s “ microdosing pants ” whenever he tire underdrawers
4.This kid who literally did what their parent asked:
5.This person’s epiphany:
allow ’s gooooo is the male eq of slay
6.This person who put these Halloween directions:
7.This person’s, um, visual storytelling:
pic.twitter.com/NjiszJushP
8.This mom who locked her kid’s Switch:
9.This person who pranked their brother by wrapping his birthday gift in cement:
10.This person’s very, very real observation:
Y’all when you hit “ send word anyway”pic.twitter.com/AtICwCNz1Q
11.This Arby’s employee who wrote this sign a few days after a car drove into the establishment:
12.This person’s brilliant idea:
i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the girl said „ if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will gloss ‚ it‘s shein ‘ under her post to thrust her to correct me “ and it ’s still virtuoso
13.This kid who should consider becoming a comic book artist:
14.This person who shared their job search journey:
I have a telephone interview today and someone told me to “ just be myself ” so I ’m not buy the farm to answer the call
15.This person who wrote this on their dog’s collar:
16.This person who misread a name tag:
At dejeuner with my squad , we get our checks and togo corner , one of my team phallus sound out to the waitress “ give thanks you lady foul the food was pleasant-tasting ” she look at us and said “ It ’s LaDynasty ” I ’m in here crying . Why would he think her name was Lady Nasty ?
17.The person who created this sign for the graphic design department:
18.This bartender who made some a sippy cup after they spilled their drink:
19.This person’s dumb yet hilarious joke:
when my lima bean surgery is a sucessspic.twitter.com/WEp8PffrJN
20.This person who gave their child the Nintendo Switch they wanted…kinda:
21.This kid who told her parent that water was running all over her bathroom floor
22.This person’s PERFECT clapback:
Here ’s a knuckle sandwichhttps://t.co/OBs9VjsAI2pic.twitter.com/895fmmj0eO
23.This person who offered someone a little bag of coke at a music festival:
24.This person’s photo caption:
And then there were 4pic.twitter.com/G1ysAWt4HQ
25.This person who thought of this pond decoration:
26.This person’s confession:
pic.twitter.com/6vMbv7ly0 G
27.This person who created a survey for his roommate’s hookups and left it outside his door:
28.This person’s very honest answer:
World War II Home Front Museum , St. Simons , Georgiapic.twitter.com/D2AsbeeUWt
29.This person who made these cards to be passed out at their funeral:
30.This person who added a warning sign because they kept hitting their head while walking down the stairs:
31.This person who called out Barney’s cosmetic work:
rhinoplasty , lip makeweight , impertinence implant , chin implant , jaw shaving , brow os step-down , buccal fat removal , botox and eye aerodynamic lift , skin bleachingpic.twitter.com/vfmulNNhh6
32.This person who made cards to hand out to interviewers for when they ask, “What is your greatest strength?":
33.This person who encountered their arch nemesis:
I gasped like I was in a gay slasher movie.pic.twitter.com/Sh2UYYuyLy
34.This person who blocked someone in a genius way:
needed a break from herpic.twitter.com/aqKXM6Yqdp
35.This person who tried to get their kids to clean their bathroom:
The note says, “Congratulations! You’ve found this note! If you’re reading this you’ve won $50. But, here’s the catch. However many days have passed since the date at the top will be subtracted from the pot. Good luck! Love, Mom and Dad.”
36.This hilarious insult:
https://t.co/SbwlUDTYwxpic.twitter.com/2hIr9oq7pR
37.This person who made some surprising art on the coffee they made for a customer:
38.This person who friend zoned someone:
desire to make more braw admirer in nyc…pic.twitter.com/ow9s4nx3IM
39.This person who put a lock on a tire to prevent the vehicle from moving:
40.This person who made…oddly shaped brownies for their first day of work:
The note says, “Holy crap! I’m so excited to work with you all! Thanks for having me!”
41.This person’s historical accuracy:
doxxing people in the 1700s was like “ guards ! ! ! 👉 he conk thataway ! ”
42.This person who made a sign so his neighbors would know he was redoing his lawn:
43.This person who recreated an iconic meme:
“ Eric , no ! ” 🤣 🧜 🏽 ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / cQf3jTtVXu
44.This person who packed these “dinner for one” sets:
45.This person who greeted a familiar face:
this is badpic.twitter.com/HhxMopkwie
46.This person who came up with a brilliant Halloween costume:
47.This person’s eye-opening revelation:
beefburger with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok guess the whole farm ’s here
48.This person who took the arm off this mannequin:
49.This person with diabetes who labeled the candy in her house for when her blood sugar gets low:
50.This person’s take onCocaine Bear:
cocaine bear but it takes 2 melatonin gummies insteadpic.twitter.com/S52Gw8A1f0
51.This person who added a sign to their broken fence to scare off robbers (when, in reality, a tree had fallen on the fence):
52.These concertgoers who had a hilarious couples outfit:
53.This person who built an outside urinal — I guess because the trip to the house bathroom was too far:
54.And this person who put up this sign on April Fools' Day:
