Sorry , but I do n’t make the rules . It ’s the truth .
1.If you’ve ever eaten from a dish full of candy that was completely stuck together…
2.If you’ve ever ran out of buns and had to do this…
3.If you’ve ever made popcorn like this…
4.If you look at this Crock-Pot and immediately start drooling…
5.If you’ve ever eaten this delicacy for dinner…
6.If you’ve ever used a big ol' fruit log to make some juice…
7.If you’ve ever had a cake with the foil…
8.If you’ve ever opened a container like this with a knife or a spoon…
9.If you’ve ever eaten dessert out of a toilet paper roll…
10.If you’ve ever gotten a book full of Life Savers as a gift…
11.And if you know that Butter Rum is forever the best flavor…
12.If you’ve ever “smoked” a candy cigar…
13.If you’ve ever had to use a can opener to drink Hawaiian Punch…
14.If you know exactly what’s in this box and have eaten it…
15.Maybe even like this…
16.If you know that salad just hits different out of this exact wooden bowl…
17.If you know that all the best foods are always made in this exact casserole dish…
And this type of skillet…
18.If you’ve ever had a long, loooooong night after having some of this…
19.If you’ve ever torn open a cereal box and pulled this move…
20.If you have a very, very strong opinion about liver and onions…
21.If you’ve ever pulled this great trick…
22.If you’ve ever paid 1 cent for a handful of (probably) stale gum…
23.If you’ve ever concocted a delicious mixture in this exact blender…
24.If you know exactly what song you’d put on if you saw one of these in a diner…
25.If you’ve ever dipped the good dip…
26.If you’ve ever drunk lemonade out of one of these…
27.If you’ve ever chewed this gum…
28.If you ever ate at Wendy’s back when the packaging was yellow…
29.If you really, really miss tearin' into a few fruit pies…
30.If you’ve ever had to do manual labor just to open up and eat this candy…
31.If you’ve ever made popcorn in one of these…
32.And if you’ve ever had a great night turn into a rough morning from this…
…then I’m sorry, but you are officially old.
