This is all Martha Stewart ’s fault .
Martha Stewartis on her own personal tiradeto end remote work.
“You can’t possibly get everything done working three days a week in the office and two days remotely. Look at the success ofFrancewith their stupid… you know, off for August, blah blah blah. That’s not a very thriving country,” the 81-year-old who is literally known for working from her kitchensaid.
That opinion has been labeled as SUPER boomery because, well, it kinda is!
So, because I’m feeling random, let’s look at things people on Twitter said boomers LOVE and things that boomers HATE.
As always , take it with a grain of salt . We ’re all adults here !
1. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love calling salads “ rabbit nutrient ”
Something Boomers hate:
I wish someone hat me like boomer detest the bag proscription .
2. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to sit motionless in front of a football game for 6 hours
boomers detest self check out so much
3. Something Boomers love:
boomer love to use “ rock and roll ” as an adjective
baby boomer hate it when you trust on a gps
4. Something Boomers love:
Boomers have it off to say the L ’s in the word tortilla
why do boomers detest when people sit on tables ?
5. Something Boomers love:
I just wanna bang why baby boomer love manoeuver out the holes in ur denim
Boomers HATE when you sleep in on a day off
6. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love say “ if I sit down I might not get back up :p ” ok Bethel arthritis is not a personality trait
Baby boomers hate video games with the volume of 1000 sun
7. Something Boomers love:
baby boomer have intercourse talking about what road they take to get places
boomer really detest it when celebrities mouth up about political / social issues no ?
8. Something Boomers love:
baby boomer love saying “ a million dollars ” when servers ask if they can get them anything else
boomers HATE pay their bills online
9. Something Boomers love:
baby boomer love referring to zap as “ zapping ”
Baby boomers detest education because you ca n’t get their onetime - fashioned upbringing without form in a sphere for a calendar week with a holmium for 5¢
10. Something Boomers love:
boomer LOVE calling a signature the “ john hancock ”
Why do baby boomers hate avocado toast
11. Something Boomers love:
boomers love licking their finger before turning the Thomas Nelson Page
Baby baby boomer detest participation trophy but love " earth ’s greatest papa " mugs
12. Something Boomers love:
baby boomer have it off keeping the remote on top of the tv 🤔
infant boomers hate millennials until they are locked out of their iPad and ca n’t toy confect crush
13. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to repulse in R-2 in a parking lot for 9 transactions to find a spot to economize them 64 second base of walking
babe boomer really detest it when u have dyed hair and ur roots showing
14. Something Boomers love:
boomers love texting to say you your voicemail is full
15. Something Boomers love:
boomers love to pink on locked bathroom doors
Why do baby boomer hate it so much when a railway car is driving faster then them ? You do n’t ask to be so angry ? ?
16. Something Boomers love:
boomers love having ringtones like gearing whistles , fallout siren , cricket chirps , geese honking , humans screaming ,
Why do boomers hate pumpkin / pumpkin zest so much ? peach about trigger try note a pumpkin spice caffe latte around someone Old than 35
17. Something Boomers love:
Boomers eff to take a full cart to ego checkout not recognise what the fucking they ’re doing
why do boomers hate self checkouts so much lol who the fuck cares . I love not have to talk to anyone at the grocery storehouse .
18. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to act like you hit their entire family if you entrust a branching in the sink
Why do boomers hate slanted tomentum ?
19. Something Boomers love:
boomer get laid to snip off an obituary out of the newspaper and go forth it waiting on their kid ’s actor’s assistant for the next time they get home
There is nothing boomers detest more than new masses using the word of honor “ like ”
20. Something Boomers love:
Boomers sleep together walk into a room , turning down whatever is playing and saying “ I ca n’t hear myself believe ! ”
Why do boomers detest kombucha so much . Like dude . It ’s just fucking Camellia sinensis
21. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to say “ THE covid ”
Why do boomer hate autotune that much I do nt get it
22. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to necessitate questions on Facebook rather than utilise Google
why do boomer hate work from home
23. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love shout out the toilet the toilet .
why do boomers hate Meghan Markle so much I do n’t get it ? ? ?
24. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to go to Subway and be all baffled by the conception of a made - to - order of magnitude sandwich
Why do boomer hate leaves on the lawn so much ?
25. Something Boomers love:
Boomers LOVE to partake bastard controversial Emily Price Post that say " I reckon you wo n’t portion out this "
Boomers hate when you say “ no problem ” so much like why
26. Something Boomers love:
boomer love to ask " is that my phone"yes it ’s your phone you ’re the only one with the android nonpayment ringtone
Boomers detest that their grandkids ca n’t read cursive
27. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love walking into your studio apartment apartment and with a big smug grin enounce , “ So , give us a tour ! ”
And lastly, something Boomers hate:
I sleep with how boomer detest being called boomers
