Someone needs to do a background signal deterrent on the bozo who ’s selling his missing roomy ’s car .

There’s nothing like finding a great deal in a thrift store or on Facebook Marketplace. In fact, I’d go as far as saying it’s one of the few joys we have left these days. But have you ever seen something during your hunt that was so disturbing, it didn’t even belong in a reject pile?

Well, I’ve got some weird shit for you. Here are 17 photos of secondhand items that people somehow thought were acceptable to sell:

1.“Another scary find in the Goodwill bins.”

2.“Veggie clown portrait. Double the scary, double the fun, for $16.”

3.“The Goodwill outlet bins are a scary, scary place.”

4.“Catch and release, and run and hide.”

5.“These plates were terrifying.”

6.“Did I just find a serial killer?”

7.“I’m intrigued.”

8.“South Korea, perhaps.”

9.“Speechless.”

10.“No batteries required.”

11."‘Garden decor’ for sale on Facebook Marketplace."

12.“Saw these ‘custom’ Air Forces on Facebook Marketplace.”

13.“I’m afraid of this wood for sale on Facebook Marketplace.”

14.“A steal for only $25! Found on Facebook Marketplace.”

15.“Finding EXPENSIVE secondhand FOOD on Facebook Marketplace 🤢.”

16.“I was out thrifting and came across this Halloween mask.”

17.And finally, “Sylvester Stallone prop found in a thrift store.”

Woody from Toy Story grimacing

Small bottles of fentanyl

Framed painting of a menacing clown surrounded by vegetables

A weird stuffed animal with ghastly eyes

A footstool with a person's legs as feet and a skirt as a cover

Plates with faces of old-fashioned dolls with ringlets and hats

Someone selling a bunch of wheelchairs in their driveway

Beat-up 1993 Dodge Dakota being sold for $1,700

Person selling their roommate's car for $150 because they "recently disappeared" and may be in "East Asia; South Korea, perhaps — nonetheless, his vehicle is of no further use"

"Homemade sex doll" seemingly made of a skeleton, propped on a bed; caption says it's "hardly used anymore"

Scary-looking doll for sale that "has really cute laugh — no batteries"; daughter doesn't want it anymore and the dog won't stop barking at it

Rocks that have zippers made out of mouths with teeth in the middle of them for sale on FB Marketplace

What looks like blood on a pair of sneakers

Two planks of red oak that seem to have a scary face on them selling for $345

A skull made out of toenails labeled "Nail art" and selling for $25

A pizza pie selling for $20

A plastic Mickey Mouse mask with hair

A life-size naked Sylvester Stallone doll on its knees and attached to a cart with rope