Now I understand why Eartha Kitt once had a threesome with James Dean and Paul Newman .
1.This is whatColin Farrelllooked like at a movie premiere in early 2002 when he was only 25 years old.
And this is whatJude Lawlooked like in his deliciousTalented Mr. Ripleyera in 1999 when he was 27 years old.
Here’s what the two of them would look like morphed together:
2.This is whatChris Pine, an unproblematic king, looked like at the beginning of 2023 when he was 42 years old.
And this is whatJames Marsden, another unproblematic king, looked like in early 2013 when he was 39 years old.
3.This is what Paul Newman looked like on the set ofThe Long, Hot Summerin 1957 when he was 32 years old.
And this is whatRobert Redfordlooked like on the set ofThree Days of the Condorin 1974 when he was 38 years old.
4.This is what Oscar Isaac looked like in early 2022, appearing suave and daddy-like, when he was 43 years old.
And this is what Pedro Pascal, another Internet Daddy™, looked like in 2021 when he was 46 years old.
5.This is what Bradley Cooper looked like in 2016, just days after turning 41 years old.
And this is what Richard Gere looked like with longer hair in 1994 when he was 45 years old.
6.This is what Mason Gooding looked like on the red carpet in 2022, just a few weeks shy of his 26th birthday.
And this is what Jesse Williams looked like on the red carpet in 2016, right after his 35th birthday.
7.This is what Chris Evans and his barely-visible chest tattoos looked like on the red carpet in 2022 when he was 41 years old.
And this is what Sebastian Stan, his Marvel other half, looked like on the red carpet in 2019 when he was nearly 37 years old.
8.This is what Marlon Brando and his bulging biceps looked like on the set ofA Streetcar Named Desirein 1950 when he was 26 years old.
And this is what Rock Hudson looked like on the set ofGiantin 1955 whileallegedlyhaving love affairs with both of his co-stars, James Dean and Elizabeth Taylor, when he was 30 years old.
9.This is what Riz Ahmed looked like in 2018 — you know, a few years before he became Oscar-winner Riz Ahmed — when he was 35 years old.
And this is what Manny Jacinto and his glorious cheekbones looked like in early 2020 when he was 32 years old.
10.This is what Patrick Swayze looked like the same year People magazine named him “Sexiest Man Alive” in 1991 when he was 39 years old.
And this is what George Clooney looked like in 1997, also after being named “Sexiest Man Alive,” when he was 36 years old.
11.This is what Timothée Chalamet looked like on the red carpet when he was days away from turning 24 years old.
And this is what Keanu Reeves looked like before he filmedBill & Ted’s Excellent Adventurein 1988 when he was 24 years old.
12.This is what Al Pacino looked like in 1974 when he was 34 years old.
And this is what Robert De Niro looked like in 1972 when he was 29 years old.
13.This is what Michael B. Jordan looked like on the red carpet in 2022 when he was 35 years old.
And this is what two-time Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou looked like in 2004 when he was 40 years old.
14.This is what Charles Melton looked like in mid-2022 when he was 31 years old.
And this is what KJ Apa, hisRiverdalecostar, looked like in 2022, just a few days before his 25th birthday.
15.This is what Rodrigo Santoro looked in 2004, just a few months afterLove Actuallywas released, when he was 28 years old.
And this is what Jacob Elordi looked like last March when he was 24 years old.
16.This is what Henry Cavill looked like in May of 2008 on his 25th birthday.
And this is what James Dean looked like on the set ofGiantwhen he was 24 years old.
17.This is what Michael Fassbender looked like at Cannes in 2015 when he was 38 years old.
And this is what Regé-Jean Page looked like on the red carpet in early 2023, just a few weeks before he turned 35 years old.
18.And finally, this is what Jake Gyllenhaal looked like on the red carpet in 2019 when he was 39 years old.
And this is what Heath Ledger, hisBrokeback Mountaincostar, looked like in 2000 when he was 21 years old.
