I want to pick up your roommate repulsion fib where you ’re the villain , or at least the weird niggling creature that mess about around menacingly .

I’ve heard plenty of people tell stories about their bad roommates, but what I’m curious about are the strange tales from the other side, from the perspective of the roommate.

Do you have anything that you ’ve done that may be considered surprising , foreign , or just non - ideal roomy demeanour ? Please , get it off your pectus here ! I ’m looking for examples that are more than " I said they were n’t my dish antenna … but actually ? Theyweremy looker " and less than " all in consistence hiding in the floor board . "

Maybe you have lived with multiple roommates, or a couple in a relationship. I have! I might as well expose myself to get this shame-spiral started. My roomies never knew (until now if they’re reading this) that when they would get into a loud argument and I didn’t have anything good to watch on TV, I would be in my room, listening to every detail and secretly taking sides.

Maybe, even though your roommate hasalmostcaught you in the act, you still sneakily gobble down handfuls of shredded cheese straight from the bag while standing in the nonjudgemental glow of the refrigerator light — a true delicacy alongside soothing ambiance. Obviously, you enjoy the finer things in life.

Perhaps you like to creep around your apartment while under the cloak of night, secretlygoing full goblin mode. I absolutely want to hear about it! Also? Same.

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I want to hear your roommate horror stories where you’re the villain, or at least the weird little creature that lurks around menacingly.

Screenshot from "Gilmore Girls"

Screenshot from "Friends"

"I eat all of the cheese."

"I carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position, making goblin noises."