Man , these are great .

1.On babies:

2.On mayo:

3.On $200:

4.On bears:

5.On cats:

6.On new terms:

7.On hogs:

8.On language:

9.On reservoirs:

10.On aliens:

11.On Bambi:

12.On history:

13.On thunderstorms:

14.On fridges:

15.On the human body:

16.On vets:

17.On technology:

18.On video games:

19.On boxing:

20.And on medieval times:

what's the best way to tell someone that their baby is ugly? answer: aw they look just like you

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if someone gave you $200 because you're ugly would you take the money? someone answers: absolutely, i'm ugly not stupid

a bear wanders city hall in california and someone says, you can't put a bear on a state flag and then act surprised when it shows up for a town meeting

someone asking if that's a cat or a sheep and person calling it a shat and a shitten

OP: weatherboy is derogatory. person: what does that mean? OP: wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

untapped infinte hog supply in the ocean, each state is lined with an impenetrable wall of swine

someone saying that many non-english languages don't have a spelling bee because the spelling rules in those languages are too regular for good spelling to be impressive

reservoir on the map is called prettyboy reservoir and someone comments, you get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking and gallop away like gazelle

person saying they hope aliens visit when we're extinct and think our signs filled with jesus is coming mean that he ate us

in response to disney announcing shooting a live-action bambi movie , was shooting his mother not enough

the most successful lie in history: i acknowledge that i have read and agree to the above terms and conditions

someone saying they want to see a reverse lightening storm where it would strikes of pitch black during the daytime

in response to a fridge that will ping your phone if the door is left open: why doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart

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windows 8 can suck my dick. person 2: i can't believe how far technology has come

question: world now runs on video game logic, what's the first thing you do? answer: look at my stats to find out wtf is wrong with me

boxing is chess, not checkers and someone responding, pretty sure it's neither, mate

the number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely